David Henderson

[MATT 🅿️ @PapaPincus]

Very strong contender for the Limbs of the Decade Award!

Hearts at Anfield.

[KENWOOD 💯❤️ @M8M6KL_]

To be fair though, it always looked like Stubbs had one eye on another job.

[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

"Dad, tell me the story of when Leicester won the league"

"Well son it all started when Nigel Pearson's son racially abused a Thai hooker"

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Here's a fairytale for ya 😜 Once upon a time a team from Leicester won the Premier League against all odds😉 Now that is "unbelievable Jeff"

[Dan Dawson @DanDartsDawson]

#DartsFact in October 2014 "The van Gerwen Act" was passed by Parliament, making it illegal NOT to refer to a bald man as an "MvG lookalike"

[Abiola Dauda @blackveron]

Wanna say Thanks too Hearts Football Club for this Great Opportunity,i hope my time here will bring Glory to the

[Brooooos @MrParashoot]

Good to see the big an Also hates Hibs @jamb0skickback @heartsfc74

[Charles Paterson @charlesp_media]

Sources close to deal tell @SkySportsNewsHQ that agreement is "very close" between #Hearts and #DundeeUtd for transfer of John Souttar

[KENWOOD 💯❤️ @M8M6KL_]

LATEST: Ann Budge arrives at Tynecastle to complete Hearts' side of Osman Sow's move to China.

[KENWOOD 💯❤️ @M8M6KL_]

Osman Sow running into the dressing room yelling "MILLWALL, IT'S FACKING MILLWALL AWAY LADS". Sam Nicholson headbutts a wall.

[Free Super Tips @FootySuperTips]

Throwback to arguably the most awkward moment of the World Cup... https://t.co/R00cxRVl5K

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

#PDCMOVIES: @jackpot180 in 'Casino Royale'...RT to win a signed poster.

[Still Game Quotes @StillGameQuote]

Navid: "Muslims don't gamble. Nae gambling, nae drinking, what a riot. We just like to sit aboot the hoose playing Kerplunk" #StillGameQuote

[Ronnie Shirley @LizardLickTowin]

Ever noticed how as you get older you start enjoying things u hated as a kid - Like taking naps and getting spanked ?

[serialsockthief @serialsockthief]

Good feels. The BEST feels.

[Ronnie Shirley @LizardLickTowin]

Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
#Ronism

[Ronnie Shirley @LizardLickTowin]

Some days even my imaginary friends don't wanna hang out with me so I go repo their cars and wait for them to call and ask me for a ride

[David Henderson @BigDeafDave]

@LizardLickTowin who would win in a fight between Bobby and Ric Flair? #teambobby