Dinus

(pronounced dye-niss)

do NOT slander primarina in my presence

[Dinus @BigDinus]

@_mooncritter_ OOOOOO

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

ok last one 1/2

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Incredible: Argentina honors the New York Jets by scoring 0 points at MetLife Stadium.

[Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches]

Urshifu

- Replaced Urshifu’s Unseen Fist ability with Truant.

- To compensate, Urshifu’s base stat total has been tripled

[passwurd (might go to canada) @passwurdpls]

today I saw a toad

[Malizip @malizlp]

Me and my cronies are gonna take your game idea put it on roblox and get 5x more money. Fuck you.

[Dinus @BigDinus]

@UnitedHayze I like nintendo and such

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Dinus @BigDinus]

@DatChaosGuy thats what im talking about they're all flaming the senator

[✮ viinayah ✮ @viinayah_]

Xerneas getting a mega would trigger the apocalypse

[Dinus @BigDinus]

@Gumiboobies what the heck gumiboobies i care about it

[vy @vyv2k]

Dude named 𝔞𝔭𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔶 talking HAHAHHAHA

[🐺 WOLFRAD ⚔️ 🍄 @wolfradsenpai]

10 whale gods with that color palette and runic symbols that will not look like kyogre made in 1h

Now a skilled and paid artist can do much better if given more freedom at Pocketpair 😆

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh we can fake screenshots now?

[Dinus @BigDinus]

@Traveller_Coins

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

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