Derek

[SB Nation NHL @SBNation_NHL]

The first two goals in Seattle Kraken history were scored 69 seconds apart.

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@Domshyphy Mate here it is in a nutshell. Dudes skate around on some frozen water an mostly beat the shit outta each other and occasionally try to put the puck in the net.

Oh ya there’s this one rule that’s called icing and it’s sorta like offsides but not really

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

Umm.

[John Cardillo @johncardillo]

Michael Vick can torture puppies and mutilate innocent animals, but John Gruden is cancelled for saying Michael Sam sucked, female officials are moronic virtue signaling, and players should stand for the National Anthem.

Fuck the @NFL.

#FuckTheNFL

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

Who would have thought the Washington Nationals would have the power to ruin my evening

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

JFC thanks many @Nationals

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

The amount of rage I have for your bullpen right now is astronomical @Nationals

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@Nationals uhh can we buy a strike?

[SB Nation @SBNation]

12 days ago the Mariners had just a 0.4% chance to make the postseason. Tonight, it's a 42% chance. There may be no better story in sports right now. @LookoutLanding

https://t.co/wD94j3A8iP

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@GretaGarberg THE FIST PUMP🥲🥺😭

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Very much enjoyed this story -- and the fact that the Mariners are still in the wild-card race is amazing since they're doing it without Julio Rodriguez, George Kirby, Emerson Hancock, Noelvi Marte and Matt Brash, all of whom will arrive soon.

Seattle is going to be a problem.

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

This game is drunk

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@neilsonjr_22 @Mariners Now I’m really done

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@whitsmy Peasants

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

Hey man, let us help you environmentally and responsibly recycle your EV batteries @elonmusk

https://t.co/v4SIB9hPSX

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@jp_schultz @Chiefs 🤦🏻

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@minakimes WE HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

Why tf they benching jalen???

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@partynextjoel 🥴

[❀*•♡•𝓑𝓻𝓮•♡•*❀ @JeSuizFatigue]

This Lil Uzi meme lives rent free in my mind. “It’s only my 3rd day out here”

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

You guys ready for the lil uzi vert video to be posted in 2 days? iykyk

[Derek @BigDirkDig]

@minakimes just for the reaction