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Big dog hoochie mentality

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@remarks I also have my monthly butt period but i call it taco Tuesday

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[Zak Slayback @zslayback]

I went to Yosemite last year, and let me tell you, it should be 30x, not 3x.

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@mrunkno09661990 @Landeur Who is sydnet sweeney

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@DocStrangelove2 Not a gun grabber but if you think this isn’t as gay as ru Paul’s drag show youre no different than a Disney adult and the definition of a soy-lenneial

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@RotMG_news Who has $30 to buy this? I spend all my checks on vault chests

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

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@realhonestash Many such cases for sensitive Christian men like Charlie 😔

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#lethalofficefartincoming

[Fiber Nervosa @FiberNervosa]

guy who pours beer on his crotch only to get 3 likes

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@imblackonline @repweiner am I right?

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Science

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Dirty slimy fuck @ciryl_gane cant help but foul with back of the head strikes

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@dirtycowboyy @SpinninBackfist Because he’s not a wrestler he’s a jiujitsu guy… how do you have NEGATIVE ball knowledge?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@based_Sfm Name a gane fan challenge: lvl impossible

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Hmmm… it HAS been 5 minutes I probably should interrupt my coworkers work now to show him a chud meme

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@Colin_d_m The difference is that San Antonio could build a subway if it wanted

Abkhazia could never build the spurs

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@DovySimuMMA @MerabDvalishvil Georgian propoganda

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Do any @WNBA players want to come over and watch the detroiters this weekend on my futon?

@Reese10Angel is preferred but I’m not picky