Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD)

I'm a twelve legged dog!

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

It always has been the clicker. Anything else is incorrect.

[macksy @macksypowwa]

other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

@TRlPP_ Happy pride bro

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Having a water tower in your town is a form of virtue signaling btw

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Girls be like let’s spend a weekend in gatlinburg tennessee

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

I’ve never passed a single phishing test at work and you know what? I’m still here

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Buster Keaton in Sherlock Jr. (1924)

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

I’m not scared of the backrooms I’m in the #backwalls daily

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

I was standing on the edge of the road earlier waiting to cross and a car drove by hit a puddle and drenched me like that is something that can happen in real life everyone please be careful

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

I killed Jeffery Epstein

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Call her Epstein the way she fuckin with the kid

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

#airportthoughts flight delayed two hours making me want to eat a bunch of food and drink a bunch of liquor #gastrointestinalflight

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

#Jewphemisum

[Europa.com @europa]

🇺🇸 A Jewish woman is suing a Whites-only community in Arkansas for discrimination.

Michelle Walker accused "Return to the Land" of denying her the right to purchase land "based on her religion, ancestry, and the race of her family members."

However, Walker did admit she had no intention of living there, stating, "a good investment is a good investment."

Follow: @europa

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Ladies why do you post pics of a bunch of stuff scattered on a table to show you operate with #organizedchaos let’s just be #organized. Thank you.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Small talking about the weather is actually really fun and a great way to meet people. Stop being an antisocial freak

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

The default side at Panera is a baguette but it doesn’t come with butter. You have to ask for the butter separately. You have to tell an employee that you need butter for your dry bread. And they look at you like you killed their dog,

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

True detective seasons 1 is about how hard it is for an adult man to make 1new friend. It takes 20 years and you have to uncover a vast conspiracy and almost die together. Season 2 is about getting a girlfriend

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

@Darny43

[Jesus Shuttlesworth (MD, PHD) @BigDonWern]

Don’t count your reps or have days at the gym that is gay, do 4 sets to exhaustion of any 5 workouts you want and leave when your body tells you to

[The Darn™ $CloutGod$ @Darny43]

@BigDonWern i just go near where the hottest girl is and do as much weight as possible in hopes she glances at me just once and then when i see her looking i look away and dont say shit then leave and find the next one 💯