Someone needs to start a gameshow where the contestants spin a wheel and then get inflated in whatever way it lands on. Call it "The BIG Game." I think I'd win ;3
*gets absolutely covered in chemicals and starts to grow bigger and bigger, knocking iver other vats that speed up the process until finally..... BANG!*
GAH! I exploded out of the roof! It's......*baboom*..... noooooot stoppinghhhhhhnnnnngngnhn
*starts my shift at the growth hormone factory*
Boy, it's been a while since we've had an accident here.
*ominously vat of growth chemicals hanging over me*
*Snap!*
Oh fuck....