Dad’s a Notre Dame alum. That���s cool and all, no hate. Asked him if he wanted to go to the Ohio State game this weekend. His response: “do you want me to go and root against you?”
I’m 4 years in to an education here and this guy still has beef with the bucks. #nevergetsold
Dude moment: the lady (girlfriend) came downstairs to me asleep on the couch with a box of pizza. Instead of getting up I decided to sleep the rest of the night on the couch while she slept in my own bed. Listen, it’s hard to get off such a comfy couch.
One of my roommates is calling me out for eating his leftovers. He’s trying to cope with the fact that he slammed down 20 wings last night after the bar. Admitting you’re a chud takes time.
As a guy who always forgets to check his fantasy football lineup, I can’t stand international games. Why is Johnathan Taylor already dropping nukes on my team. It’s 10am