Mackengie

Just a girl who likes rocks and has really dumb thoughts (she/they)

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Nihilistic philosophy professor who changes their last name to “Nothing Matters” so when they publish a multi person paper it’s by “Nothing Matters et al.”

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I love when first year philosophy students are like “the biggest question of our age is the trolley problem” like damn a hypothetical? What about a real problem? can I confess my love to a friend in a relationship? Why you got jack shit for that? Get your priorities straight!

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I think the average teenage girl nowadays is grappling with ethical questions that would kill Plato

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@autogynefiles @Tanya_Sabrinaaa @GianmarcoSoresi

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https://t.co/6zTrhO4zdH

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Side note but everyone check out media maillllllllllllllll

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@frogs4girls Love this description (also vaguely reminds me of “Collapsed in Sunbeams” by Arlo Parks)

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Olivia Rodrigo releasing The Cure the same night Stephen Colbert had his last show… I hate knowing America’s princesses have been in pain like that

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I don’t need the Ed Sullivan theater I don’t need all the bells and whistles give me a KitKat on a park bench and I’ll give him the interview of a LIFETIME

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Can someone tell Stephen Colbert if he ever wants to interview a funky little geologist with razor sharp wit I’m always available

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Good time to be seeing this now that I’m pretty sure I have PCOS and it has caused some unintentional weight gain especially around my tummy. I’m still hot though so like so what!

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It’s a fat arms and big ass belly summer

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@frogs4girls Also yay congrats good job Anna!

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@frogs4girls Looking stylin 😎

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Sometimes I start singing in public but stop once I realize. Today’s ear worm was brought to you by @NoahKahan Anyway I think the only audible word I sang at the park today was “murderers”

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Just came across a screenshot of my tweet drafts in 2021 and lowkey what was I on but also real

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and put it back in the bowl while saying “they’re for mommies” Kids literally don’t give a fuck. I was a stranger and gave her an extremely simple explanation and she was just like “solid, don’t care in that case”

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I was at an event giving essentials to lower income families and we had a bowl of tampons on our table. Two kids walked up and grabbed them and the girl said “what are these?” I said “they’re for mommies” she dropped the one she was holding, took the one out of her brothers hand

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“Free condoms?? What would I tell my kids if they saw those????”

Probably like “That’s something for grown-ups” if they’re prepubescent, or “Those are barriers to make some kinds of sex safer” if they’re a teenager. Just be matter-of-fact and developmentally appropriate. Jeez

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Anyway, I just feel that this shows more someone deserving of champion or GOAT status. It’s not just about how you perform on the ice, but how you conduct yourself off it too

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If I’m being so for real I’m actually really proud of Ilia Malinin for all of that. Honestly given everything being said about him I thought he might be a jerk. Give up halfway though, pound his fists on the ice, throw his skates, that kind of thing. But no, he not only shook -

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or he just gets SOME support for how incredibly hard this must be. Because man is 21. He did not need all the pressure from the media, but I do hope he knows he has his fans support in any performance he gives