Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry

UGA ‘28 | Former Pledge Educator | Favorite Color is White | Unlicensed Gynecologist | Can back a trailer | Uncircumcised | 12 bodies (3 Cousins) | Womanizer

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Elite*

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Was steston bennett not slite with two nattys. U need an elite qb to do something in the CFP. CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND! #fuckkailer

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Can Ole Miss please get smaller sign blockers? These big black things are so annoying.

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Nothing more frustrating than getting re-routed on a plane because your pilot won’t SACK UP.

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Anyone piss ever smell just actually RANCID🤷‍♂️🫪 #racoonpisstoday

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Just dialed in my pellet gun sight. Can’t wait for squirrels to try to steal my nuts…

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

It’s a lot easier for Auburn football players to sit like they have a stick up their butt because THEY DO!🤣

[Bradley B. Groover @GrooverBrad]

Look how much cleaner Auburn's team picture looks. Im not ocd but the jumbled mess Alabama looks like drives me crazy. Auburn wins picture day 😄

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Infinite wipe glitch hit me today. Had to throw away two folds before I was satisfied. Think I saw red on my last swipe, not sure.

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Should the boys go to casino and rip slots and doomscroll, or should we potentially just get a beer with a couple chicks?

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

My subconscious after I’ve already ripped two Pokémon packs today…

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

What is the REAL reason for traffic? I cant tell if it’s wrecks or overpopulated areas. Either way, I know women are involved for a fact.

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Just ran 2.5 miles and played pickleball. Can I get a bag now?

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Can I see that “scoopneck” one more time please?

[Sweeney NEWS @sweeneyarchives]

Sydney Sweeney for her lingerie brand SYRN.

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

I wanna do unspeakbles to her #🪵

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

Sydney Sweeney is trending

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

Sydney Sweeney is trending

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

I don’t see him as often. He doesn’t fuck with me anymore after the ‘09 incident. I swear I tight he was a traffic cone. Now he’s scared of me and hides behind blades of grass when he sees me. Little people shouldn’t wear bright construction vests and work highways at night. #⚾️

[Dick “The Hammer” Hamilton @thehammer83]

Everywhere I go I see his face

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

That’s baseball

[Cornelius “The Problem” McGillicuddy VI @Corneliusbuell]

Nothing like the adrenaline rush of spending 15 minutes crafting a tweet for 3 likes #bigleagues

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

@AlbertNigs My boy said that to me today, felt nice

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

On a long car trip. Need recs for movies, songs, or things to do. LANK

[Cletus “Ford F-350” Dingleberry @BigFetusCletus]

Jerking off hungover needs to be in the GOAT debate