Scott

[Benjamin Hochman @hochman]

Tonight, “That One Guy” will throw out the first pitch at the Cardinals game. And Sunday is his final game as the Busch in-game emcee … after 30 seasons.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Why isn't Trump protecting us from ridiculous gas prices?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is a very bad decision, President @realDonaldTrump - it’s not the media’s job to give you endless praise. It’s their job to hold you and your administration to rigorous account. Banning them is a suppression of free speech and unconstitutional.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Wharton School of Business!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Since Trump Took Office:

Gas +39%
Diesel +69%
Utilities +15%
Jet fuel +100%
Health care +13%
Ground beef +25%

Elon Wealth: +122%
Wall Street Profits +22%
CEO Pay: +14%
Real Wages: +.5%

Trump Wealth: Doubled.
Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+

Do you fucking get it yet?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Great work, @realDonaldTrump!

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Tell me again that climate change is a hoax.

[Tony @Mesnia1016]

@atrupar Was that before or after this interview?

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@atrupar *sigh*

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The 80-year-old president is facing calls to be removed from office via the 25th Amendment after he spent an entire day posting deranged AI-generated slop on Truth Social.
https://t.co/rJinL5tJyw

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

A string of absolutely bonkers Truth Social posts from Trump in the span of about 10 minutes

[Scott @BigFletch22]

Good lord. 2lbs for $45 bones.

[Scott @BigFletch22]

@Jandystl Wtf. 😳. 2lb dog $45

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

A day in the life of a hardcore Trump Supporter 😂

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

General Soreness expected to be back for week 1

[W.A.R. Jr @EdwardAnthony63]

This woman should be given the presidential medal of freedom from President Trump

A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly pretending to work at Costco in Tampa and turning the sample station into an impromptu “happy hour” for shoppers.

Authorities say 32-year-old Brianna Keller entered the store dressed in black pants, a red polo, and a take badge reading “Crystal - Beverage Team,” then spent nearly an hour handing out tequila shots in tiny ketchup cups beside the snack aisle. She reportedly paired liquors with frozen appetizers, told customers it was “technically a tasting event,” and even proposed “bottomless sample Fridays” to management.

Employees grew concerned as customers started applauding her chants like “Weekend mode activated!” and some were seen dancing near mattress displays with condiment cups.

The stunt ended when a manager noticed the scene, and Keller was arrested while shouting “WHO’S READY FOR ROUND TWO?” as officers escorted her out. One shopper joked, “I honestly thought Costco was just evolving.”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Joe Biden hasn’t been the president for 588 days, you ignorant fuck.

[Scott @BigFletch22]

@TeaPainUSA We are not a serious country anymore