CJ Benson

I Am the Psychedelic Sasquatch!
Guardian of the 5th dimension.
Co Founder of a psychedelic pro wrestling Cult!
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[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

This is so bugged out. Go to your Instagram page from 2014-2015 and see what you think and feel about it. I swear to god some of these photos feel like they were taken last week and some of them feel like they were taken in a completely different life. Time/ Life is so weird!

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

Theirs videos of police literally opening the doors and waving people inside to rush the capitol and people still don’t think it was staged or set up at all.... these same people will come up to me in a bar and say shit like “you know wrestling isn’t actually real right” 🤯

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@23DollarBill I agree but that show also led to a massive increase in chess board sales so my cold take is that I’ve been on that chess wave for years now and anybody can get it!

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Nate Sudfeld after he just wanted to play one quarter of football and the entire world lost its mind

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

I don’t even want a top 5 draft pick if it comes with that much bad karma attached to it... I can’t believe the @Eagles really threw the game like that last night. #embarrasing

[Depressed Nets Fan @DepressedNets]

Steph speaking facts tbh y'all so quick to hate

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

Lmfao I have this happen all@the time and I laugh... very hard. Your asking mee if I know that wrestling is fake? 😂

[TrillerTV @Triller_TV]

How do you react when people say to you "You know wrestling is fake, right?"

[Kathleen @KathleenEverson]

LETS GOOO!!! Proud of you!! ❤️ #HottyToddy

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

the Milky Way is right over my head glowing soo bright! It looks like a picture in a magazine and my phone still can’t capture it but dammmn life is beautiful! I wish I could show you all this crazy shit rn! stars are blinking / moving around and everything. I love the Catskills!

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@IRISHWRESTLES This is amazing!

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@dancesontables @DevinZacchino This sounds like someone who spent way too many nights trying to reach the minimum word count on some boring ass research papers in college and now suffers constant ptsd and lives with the fear of not being able to reach their assigned word count

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kid is about to drop so many dingers with that bat

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@JoeBiden Thanks for finally passing the Covid relief fund. 600 dollars to hard working tax paying Americans. Up to 1800 for illegal immigrants that don’t pay into the system. Billions to foreign countries and none for small businesses and resteraunts “time for America to Heel!”

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@23DollarBill Ahhh that actually makes sense I feel like heat and humidity go hand in hand with electricity

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

Why do you never hear thunder or see lightning during snowstorms.... Isn’t it the same shit as a rain storm only colder? Where my science heads at?

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@IRISHWRESTLES Yeah that would be some pretty sick shit to see a crazy lightning storm mixed in with a blizzard.... I’ve already seen stranger things in 2020 though so ya never know. Fingers crossed

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@mjfadeawayyy This looks like someone from west world escaped

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

@JoeBiden Heel*

[CJ Benson @BigFoot_Benson]

Bought myself a new Walkman at target today and the cashier said “would you like a 5 dollar warranty for uhhhhh whatever this thing is” 😂😂 you telling me I’m the first person you ever rang up for a Walkman? Cmon man! #DeadHeadProblems