Morgan Flynn

just a good ole southern boy

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

I don't generally hate people but for this dumb bitch I make an exception. Don't ever doubt my love for my dog.

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Not a fan of the dodgers but congrats to @joshbeckett on that no hitter

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Did a beer suicide tonight. Turned out better than expected and my waitress enjoyed it too

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

I've been told that "swearing" in your writing is the mark of a weak author. To them I say... Who the fuck are you?

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Dear twitter, allow longer tweets that matter #America

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

#Alabama #sunrise is not half bad

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

@RsHudge that would be awful

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

I have an opportunity that can be amazing but I don't know how to say goodbye to Little Rock. Help me!?

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Uncertaiantuty will always ask questions?

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Though I might not be able to verbalize everything... I did have fun tonight. Don't worry #espn y'all's secretes are still whole. Ask....

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Pissin.. Asked my roommate y we don't have more booze.. Turns out I'm a booze hound. 1/5 down more to go

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

My baby boy turns 7 tomorrow. Oh how time flys

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk back in again?

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

I think I'm just gonna lay around the house all day and avoid this shit weather.

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

It's hard to be taken seriously when you're angry wearing women's Christmas clothes.

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Sharing my net flix w my sister and nieces makes for a very interesting top 10 for me. Will I watch BrBa, mulan, dexter, or my little pony?

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Worst thing about hotels? Toilet paper! I just gave myself a prostate exam....

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

@AlexSorrell it was given to me in 8th grade by @jtennyson12 and I honestly can't remember his whole spiel on it but it just stuck

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

@AlexSorrell I can answer that with an absolutely not. She hates my nickname

[Morgan Flynn @BigFuckin]

Saw a preview for the voice watchin #MNF... Is it just me or does Cee Lo Green look like he should be confined to a wheelchair?