Rutger Mooij

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[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@Hansbeerekamp Paard in wapen van hoofdstad

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@Hansbeerekamp Rood/oranje, wit, groen in vlag

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@Hansbeerekamp Groen voetbalshirt

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@KarstenKroon Foss zat op 11” van vdP op punt 1.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@KarstenKroon Ciccone pakt ook het klimrecord van Pantani.

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@buitengebieden Enig idee waarom sommige van je posts “subscribe to unlock” geven?

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@KarstenKroon John bedoelt Unibet Rose Rockets!
URR

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Covie @covie_93]

The devolution of man:

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@Hansbeerekamp Witte vogel

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@TheRundownAI It is 2026.

[Rutger Mooij @BigFurryMonster]

@bslagter Waarom eigenlijk niet veel simpeler: gewoon x% heffen over vermogen.
Maakt niet uit welk type, of wat je er mee doet.
Eventueel nog progressief, en heffingsvrije voet, zoals ook box 1 doet.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

A cool demonstration of physics.

The truck is moving forward at 80 km/h. The guy is catapulted in the opposite direction at 80 km/hr.

[Peter C. Schouten @SchoutenLegal]

Het kan niet beter gezegd worden dan door politiek redacteur Raoul du Pré:

“De belastingverhoging voor burgers slaat neer in de inkomstenbelasting en gaat daarmee voorbij aan alle wetenschappelijke inzichten van de afgelopen jaren dat arbeid in Nederland te zwaar wordt belast en vermogen en vervuiling te licht.”

[Arnaud Castaignet @arnocast]

The US is imposing sanctions on Denmark for deploying troops in its own territory.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

"Give us Greenland or we will increase taxes on American citizens for things that they buy" is such a masterpiece of foreign policy

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Every politician should be required to write a 10-page paper on unintended consequences of government policy before they can take office.