Geoffry Hawthorne III

Former Pi Kappa Alpha Chancellor of Brotherhood l Jagermeister enthusiast l Dip enjoyer l Chick magnet l Kodak Black listener l UGA ‘87 Graduate

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Not even mad just so disappointed #fuckoklahomo

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

We did fight for independence for people to watch soccer instead of CWS #suckfoccer

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

It’s always lax to fraternity this, lax to fraternity that. Real underdog is cart boy to fraternity

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Think the 2 coffees and 5 velos make me spend more time on the porcelain throne than actual lifting…

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@TerryTime45 They just rip

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@MrTerryM Have you listened to Kodak black?

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@ThebigARCHsneed Does the pope shit in his hat

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@Braves just hit a wall off bomb on Mario super sluggers, DMs are open. #supersluggers

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@MrTerryM Might be the only option…

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Mom bought me an old row zyn tee. Might be my last post

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Haven’t posted in a while, lmk what I should dox

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

How did people drive before reels? #LANK

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@Horacespencer88 Do you also despise pussy?

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@MrTerryM

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@MrTerryM Left pinky toe

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

You can take me out of the classic city, but you can’t take the classic city out of me. #feet

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Might get into word carving. Give me some tips #lank

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Days unemployed: 0

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

This kid and the rizzler #rock

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Don’t care if you’re black (sorta care tbh), white, Asian, Indian, Mexican, or a fucking alien. All I care about is if you’re old or new row. #oldrow