Issac Newton

Mom wanted me to be a farmer but didn't listen 💯 #mommyissues
I'm more popular than Leibniz or whatever that german dudes name is #cameupwithcalculusfirst

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

I've studied optics, gravity, and even published papers on fluxions (present-day calculus) in the midst of the bubonic plague. What have you done since the pandemic? #quarantinelife

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@GalileoGalile02 @MaryAstell12 Are you brave enough to challenge the church??

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@GalileoGalile02 You could've found them if you just lived a year longer.

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@JacobCa47818057 It's ok homie, we don't judge if you like your bacon a little fruity. #idontlikewomeneither #istayavirigintho

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@JacobCa47818057 @GalileoGalile02 First calculus and now they're taking my credit for gravity? #takemymommyissuestoo

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@JacobCa47818057 @GalileoGalile02 GUESS WHO DISCOVERED IT??

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

For those who want an insight into my laws on motion, be sure to check out this link to my proof straight from my ACTUAL notebook. #youguysareblessedfrfr
https://t.co/5Mv5rugI1g

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@Rousseau17127 I think education should emphasize my discovery of gravity since I am the main character of physics. #sidecharctersaremid

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

OY OY THE LADS ARE QUARRELING !!!

[Andreas Vesalius @AVesalius1231]

@willyjamespsych @KarlMar02479977 Karl Marx is a loser if I may add. How dare he make fun of me when I’m the father of modern anatomy and he’s the father of failed communism?

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@GalileoGalile02 Maybe you could've attained more in life if your trial with the Catholic Church wasn't as atrocious as your grammar in that last tweet. #justgetgrammarly #ripbozo

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

At childbirth, I was a tiny and weak baby. I wasn't even expected to survive my first day of life, much less 84 years. Now look at me, discovering gravity and that.
#sigmamale

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

I am fascinated with optics and how we perceive light. So in the name of science, I decided to make the very sensible decision of poking my eye's tear duct with a bodkin (a large needle). Doing so, made a black blurry dot appear. Wonder what that could mean? #tooswag4labsafety

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

Hey everyone, sorry for being inactive. I was busy working on "Quaestiones Quaedam Philosophicae" ("Certain Philosophical Questions"). These notes were some experimental testing on the logic of Aristotle, Descartes, Galileo, Thomas Hobbes along with many others. #scholartings

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@_JohannesK Ooo that is quite splendid. Maybe Germans aren't bad after all.

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

My early years were quite rough, I lost my father three months before my birth. My mother left me and remarried an English prick by the name of Reverend Barnabas Smith. This left me with my grandmother for NINE years until my mom returned only after Smith died. #ineedtherapynow

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@frenchieblaise @ThomasHobbesYSL @gottfriedwillie If an apple hit me hard enough to discover gravity, the 1600s French standard of hygiene hit you hard enough to make you look like a skinny rat with a dyed mop on your head. #DontTripItsJustGravity

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@gottfriedwillie That's all cool and all but your extensive knowledge of mathematics contains MY credit for calculus so you might wanna re-check your hypothesis for that one.

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@frenchieblaise Same bro, my mom wanted me to be a farmer smh, but ya boi ain't abt that life so I decided to one-up her and discover gravity- becoming a prominent thinker of physics rather than some guy who farms potatoes to live off like some medieval peasant

[Issac Newton @BigGravityIssac]

@MaryAstell12 @DenisDi50922285 Yes a horse is certainly better than a woman. For that matter, anything is better than a woman (even a man 😳)