Harold “Strap” Coopmore

Oh I don’t know nothing about nothing. So what kind you want?

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

Have all the wrong takes you want, it’s not like you’ll go to hell.

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

Eric Andre show does not hold up at all

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@beetlemoses The awkward moment when the new hire shows up and you have his portrait hanging in your cubicle…

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@davemcelfatric I’m confident with the right timing and supplies I could break that bond.

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@prmade313raised

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@ChaddGhostal The placement of the smaller minifigs staff against the large ones hand made me think he was wielding a wicked cool scythe for a second.

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

this might be the shot of the decade

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@strawbrryk8 To the people saying “it skips to the couch” sure, it may do so, but what is Bart writing on the chalkboard?

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@torchedbyangels I disagree

[Joe Blackburn @joegoroth]

Less than 50 minutes until it’s time to present? I’m sure if I add animations to these slides they won’t fuck up and embarrass me in front of the whole team

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@basedgizmo A feast for pazuzu

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@xx_ev12345_xx @decemberhunting Bic Cristal truly goated and my personal favorite

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@sevware Dilly Bar. I haven’t eaten one in years but it’s still a good name for a cat

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@FlorkOfCows Kissbob Bobman Pants Okay

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@TheCrustyCash Mouf open when he watch da birds outside

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@Ruchmael @greatestdisease And now some of their products can’t even legally be called ice cream, the cartons say “frozen dairy dessert”

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@SpeegSpuggly @sidesofchicken Like the Super Bowl vodka commercial

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@HerrGamerlorgun @MarathonArchive I don’t understand what you’re trying to say here.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Harold “Strap” Coopmore @BigHatLogar]

@LukeCB14 @Sony Gonna punish the company that literally threw Bungie a lifeline? They’ve said before that without the acquisition this would have happened a while ago, and we certainly wouldn’t have gotten this massive final update.