Big Head Samson

I am Samson. I have a big head, live in NYC and am always hungry.

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@SqueakyVelvet @IconycPromo I just eats the evidence! No clean up at all! #GoodBoy

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@SqueakyVelvet Your Ma can send in your pic and get one custom!

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@SqueakyVelvet your Ma should buy one if these for you and the Wombat. https://t.co/pgGWNK4v4l

[Limitless Commerce @limitlesscomrc]

All you need is love and this cute #pitbull 3D illusion lamp.

https://t.co/DsNfWaKLad

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

It's the weekend, right? #rottweiler #dogsofinstagram #weekend

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@A_single_bear I feel ya, my friend. My day in a nutshell.

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

#4thofJuly ice cream is the BEST #icecream ! #rottie #Rottweiler #dogsoftwitter

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

Me: BARKBARKBARKBARK!
Ma: Stop w/the yelling!
Me: Someone is at the door!
Ma: No. It's fireworks.

BOOM!

Me: BARKBARKBARKBARK!
Ma: <sigh>

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@SqueakyVelvet @IconycPromo Maaaaaaaa! When can we go to Brooklyn for a play date?

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@IconycPromo <sniff> I wanted a kitty. At least mom sez we can visit.

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@IconycPromo C'mon, Ma! I wanna keep her!

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

I'm not moving until fall. #dogsoftwitter #hotpup #humid #hotinthecity #rottweiler

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@dog_rates

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

Just being my adorable self. #rottweiler #rottie #dogsoftwitter #SaturdayVibes

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

What? Can't a guy eat a little dirt without an inquisition? #Rottweiler #dogsoftwitter #bearinadogsuit

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

Greetings from @randallsisland ! Just chilling after brunching with Ma. Shhhhhhh.....I snagged a muffin while she wasn't looking.

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@ZoomiesNYC Can mah pal Maddy come along?

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@ZoomiesNYC Yeaaaaaaa! Mom sez as long as I don't rampage thru the store it's ok!

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

So I stole one of the beef strips off the fridge & ate it wrapping & all. If you'd just given them ALL to me this wouldn't have happened.

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@ZoomiesNYC I think I'm too big for your store!

[Big Head Samson @BigHeadSamson]

@ZoomiesNYC 'cuz she says I destroy stuff like two dogs instead of one. Ma sez we can't have nice things because of me. But I only chew a little!