“Come on bro, I haven’t fucked my girl in ages since she’s been away! I Promise it’s not gay if I shove the fleshlight into your hole!”
“Why? Uhh because it won’t move when it’s in your butt…”
“I Promise I’ll be gentle!”
your ex-girlfriend of 5 years, who never let you have sex with her without protection, the day after you two "officially" broke up and i immediately spammed her with nudes and told her what i'd do to her and her entire extended family 🤍