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Movie Review - DEEP WATER:
Ben Kingsley opens this thing singing Sinatra - Fly Me to the Moon so great start tbh.
We got two pilots — Kingsley doing the grizzled “I’ve seen it all” thing, Aaron Eckhart playing the buttoned-up Air Force guy keeping him in check. Eckhart’s running from his problems and apparently the solution is flying as far away as possible.
Introduces a lot of characters quickly, all who seem to interact way too much before and during a flight across the Pacific Ocean. Crazy behavior. And also not one of them seems very likable at all. Tough start.
Then we get a plane crash that transitions directly into Jaws — and I say Jaws loosely because calling it that is a disrespect to an all-time great film. What we actually get is some budget knockoff shark species, CGI slop, people dying in the most unrealistic ways possible, deep diving scenes that make zero physical sense, and shark kills that would embarrass a SyFy original.
The crash sequence itself was genuinely solid though. Eckhart and Kingsley are two pros and they carried it. Everything after that is slop with fins and even they couldn’t save it.
Verdict: 3/10. Would’ve been a 1 but I will literally never not watch a shark movie.