James Dickens

[Premier League @premierleague]

PHOTO Sergio Aguero jumps for joy after his goal, which separates @MCFC and @whufc_official after 34 mins #WHUMCI

[Lyme Design & Build @LymeBuilders]

Today is Lyme’s official 5 year birthday! Happy birthday to us ! 🎂🎉🍺

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Haha. A customer just said " im going to Bangor tomorrow " I said " why dont u bang her tonight "? He didnt understand. #davegreenwood

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

http://t.co/BUeYJJVF9g @RhiWilson

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Super match game super match game super match game super match game

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Frozen rose center piece. Like beauty and the beast @RhiWilson

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Happy birthday to my beautiful girfriend @RhiWilson xxxxxx

[Rodney Trotter @RodneyTIT]

Man goes 2 the Dr and says I have a problem after i masturbate i sing GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED! Dr Says I know a lot of Wankers who sing that!

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Bang bang

[Ryan @rybotics]

If you go to Google Earth and type in the coordinates 52.376552, 5.198303 it’s a man dragging a dead body to a lake!

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Here is the Weather Report.

EVERYBODY IS GETTING NAKED.

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Are u cut up, or do u easily forget. Are u still around, why havnt u managed to die yet. U cud prop up the baaaaaar in helllllll........

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

#NorthKoreaFootballChants

We'll nuke, we'll score, we'll eat your Labrador North Korea, North Korea

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Bosh!

[Bev Burrows @bevb1968]

PLEASE RETWEET THIS! This is a photo of a man stealing an R1 yesterday afternoon. Please RT - someone must know him!!

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Am i gonna cook on the last day of my hol before i go back to work? Or am i gonna smash a bottle of wine and order in? Answers on a postcard

[James Dickens @BigJames33]

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[James Dickens @BigJames33]

Brilliant. Im one hour more tired than usual.....