Big Jeezy

Normal guy, always down for a laugh, or two, maybe three!!

[Brandon Loree @Brandoniswrite]

I don’t know what the future holds for Shiyazh Pete as a member of the #Cowboys, but this may be the best preseason post-game speech of all time.

(🎥: @dallascowboys)

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@clarencehilljr Bokeem Woodbine!! Dude is awesome! But I'm still pissed that he froze up in "Dead Presidents"!!

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@AnthonyCumia Armed and Dangerous, too!! Great 80s flick!

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

It’s settled. I’m buying a donkey. 😊

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

Not the shot at Jonah Hill 🤣🤣

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@SouthernManMatt @BobbyBeltTX @1053thefan @1053SS @rjchoppy @Peyton_Russell1 @aydenbutler2 That's not an elephant in the room. Dallas had the best record in our division last year at 4-2. The defense just needs to make stops. Last year they got constantly rolled over.

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

Dak Prescott didn't get the fans name or information to thank him.
Twitter do your job

[Xbox Archive @XboxArchives]

Update on XBOX servers

[Korked Bats @korkedbats]

Not his first drive that ended in disaster.

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

Walking into the ESPN offices this morning...

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@M_Sawce The passenger side door is closed...then opens itself...then closes itself. Silently, obviously. Reviews for this movie were pretty "eh". I'll watch it when it's streaming.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Higher career batting average than Barry Bonds and did it naturally on cholesterol.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In 12 Monkeys (1995) director was afraid that Brad Pitt wouldn't be able to pull off the nervous, rapid speech. He sent him to a speech coach but in the end he just took away Pitt's cigarettes, and Pitt played the part exactly as director wanted.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Keanu Reeves says Patrick Swayze really did parachute scene himself in Point Break.

“He did all those flips in the sky."

“Production gave him a cease-and-desist. Because he kept jumping and they're like, 'No, we're making a movie, you can't just go jump.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

It’s the 40th anniversary of Back to School, which features one of the best meta jokes ever.
Rodney Dangerfield hires Kurt Vonnegut to write a paper about Kurt Vonnegut… and Sally Kellerman gives it an F, saying the writer “doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Paper bag book covers were the best. This one used to say Algebra II but now it’s about to say Dokken or something else equally awesome.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received US citizenship, 1983

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@FunnyDrawingGuy @TheCinesthetic He says "Ernest". It's his first name and a running subplot through the entire movie.

[Big Jeezy @BigJohn4077]

@StevenJosephR @TheCinesthetic Ernest....it's his first name.