Johngus

Hi. I Like Things

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The world is my oyster

I don’t like oysters

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“I don’t think I said anything about a graveyard professor”

BROO OMG BRO OMGG

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Pizza Hut fell tf off bro

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Guessing everyone’s on that Minecraft phase rn

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BRO FUCK YOU ELON EAT THIS FUCKING DICK LIKE HOW YOU EAT TRUMPS FOR BREAKFAST EVERY FUCKING MORNING I SWEAR EVERYTIME I SEE YOU ON MY FUCKING SCREEN I SEE TRUMPS FORESKIN STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH YOU A BITCH

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GIVE ME WINTER BACK FUCK THIS SUMMER SHIT WTV THE FUCK I NEVER WANNA FEEL HOT SGAIN BRO TS SUCKS FUCKING HELL BRO ITS LIKE SATAN FUCKING SHITTED IN THE ATMOSPHERE AFTER EATING SOME SPICY RAMEN AND BEING IN THE SAUNA BRO TS LIKE THE SUN JUST NUTTING ITS FUCKING SOLAR ENERGY ALL OV

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AND WTF IS WITH THIS YOU GOTTA PAY TO FUCKING WRITE LONGER POSTS BRO TWITTER IS FUCKING COOKED THIS SHIT PAY TO WIN ELON RUINED THIS SHIT I FUCKING HATE HIS CRINGE ASS BRO HE BE MESSING W EVERYTHING AND STILL TRY TO LOOK COOL HE AINT ON SHIT HE A TERRIBLE GAMER W TERRIBLE CARS AN

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Do claustrophobic people just tweak tf out when they’re in the elevator

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Yk what else is massive

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Didn’t know I was capable of dishing out that massive fucking log into the toilet

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Oh ok

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Someone needs to make a mod that turns starlord into king von

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I like to play this game where I leave my wallet and center console full of fake money open in my fishbowl car and see if anyone breaks in. No one been caught but I also don’t have anything to catch them with

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Pringles has the best original flavor

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“The good doctor was ok but he was getting too autistic for me”
- someone (totally not me)

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Fuck you

[Woah @BWokeDontStroke]

What would you be if you were a food
Earth:

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NO DONT GO STAY ONE MORE YEAR COME BACK DROSE PLEASSEEE I NEEDA SEE YOU ON THE COURT IN PERSON BRUH FUCCKKKKK

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Derrick Rose has announced that after 15 NBA seasons, he is retiring from basketball. 🌹

[Johngus @BigJohngus]

Once a pirate always a pirate🤪

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My mind is bloated with ideas but my mouth doesn’t know how to shit it out