BIG KALAKUTA

Your favorite Aviator 🚁

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Stop feeding that dog. Every day it comes back expecting more.
It just gives her hope.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

@Morris_Monye lol. Helicopters are sweet tho.
Maybe cos I’m a helicopter engineer

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

“He lives in me…
Nokia, Motorola, Samsung… ”

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

What song came to your mind immediately you saw this picture ?

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Awwww that’s so cute ☺️

But where was this energy when our own brigadier general was killed?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

The Federal Government of Nigeria has condemned, in strong terms, the tragic killing of the Minister of Defence and Veteran Affairs of the Republic of Mali, Lt-Gen. Sadio Camara, following the terrorist attacks on April 25.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

@Morris_Monye https://t.co/AqGz0shwIg

Funny how I posted this hours before this happened.
Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Okay, he finally resigned, but guess what, not for incompetence, but to pursue a greater political ambition.

And of course you’ll see a bunch of mentally deranged !diots standing on his mandate like he’s a savior.

Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune, mehn.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

@NigeriaStories https://t.co/AqGz0shwIg

Funny how I posted this 8hours ago.
You don’t need to be a prophet to foresee Nigerians 😂

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Okay, he finally resigned, but guess what, not for incompetence, but to pursue a greater political ambition.

And of course you’ll see a bunch of mentally deranged !diots standing on his mandate like he’s a savior.

Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune, mehn.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Guess you don’t need to be a prophet to know how Nigerian politics works

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Okay, he finally resigned, but guess what, not for incompetence, but to pursue a greater political ambition.

And of course you’ll see a bunch of mentally deranged !diots standing on his mandate like he’s a savior.

Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune, mehn.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

E get as life go hit you for Nigeria, you go begin do Feminism 😂

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Okay, he finally resigned, but guess what, not for incompetence, but to pursue a greater political ambition.

And of course you’ll see a bunch of mentally deranged !diots standing on his mandate like he’s a savior.

Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune, mehn.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Minister of poverty reduction?

I swear to God, I'm just hearing of this position for the first time in my entire existence.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

@NigeriaStories Minister for poverty reduction?

I swear to God, I'm just hearing of this position for the first time in my entire existence.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Minister of poverty reduction?

I swear to God, I'm just hearing of this position for the first time in my entire existence.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“Over 9 million Nigerian families have received ₦675bn in 3-months from FG, Ondo alone has received ₦9.9bn under the Renewed Hope agenda.”

~ Bernard Doro, Minister for Poverty Reduction says

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Okay, he finally resigned, but guess what, not for incompetence, but to pursue a greater political ambition.

And of course you’ll see a bunch of mentally deranged !diots standing on his mandate like he’s a savior.

Nigerian politicians really can’t believe their fortune, mehn.

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

In sane countries, he should be resigning immediately after this speech.
If you don’t have any solutions to proffer, what are you doing in that office?
What was the Band A, Band B shenanigans all about then? To defraud Nigerians and make life harder?

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

“I smell so nice”

Person wey Dey use perfume cover body odor 😂😭

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

First signs of a mentally deranged woman 👇

“Men this… Men that… Men… Men… Men…”

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

E get as life go hit you for Nigeria, you go begin do Feminism 😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

People visit the rich with gifts but visit the poor with advise 💀

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

Happy Sunday my people 😂

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

First signs of a mentally deranged woman 👇

“Men this… Men that… Men… Men… Men…”

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

WORD FOR WORD!

APC version posted on the 10th, INEC version dropped on the 11th.
They’re really taking us on a ride 😂

These guys really can’t beat the allegations

[INEC Nigeria @inecnigeria]

INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION

PRESS STATEMENT

INEC CHAIRMAN HAS NO ACCOUNT ON X, DISREGARD PARTISAN FABRICATIONS

The attention of the Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), has been drawn to a malicious and coordinated campaign of calumny circulating on social media. The false claim alleges that the INEC Chairman, Prof. Joash Amupitan, SAN, has, in the past, endorsed a partisan post on the platform X (formerly Twitter).

The Commission wishes to state categorically that this allegation is entirely baseless, a total fabrication, and a figment of the imagination of its purveyors. For the avoidance of doubt, the INEC Chairman does not own or operate any personal account on X. He has at no time engaged in partisan commentary, nor has he ever associated himself with any political leaning or activity in his private or public capacity.

This contrived X post is a desperate attempt to impugn the integrity and neutrality of the Chairman at a critical period when the Commission is focused on significant electoral reforms and preparations for upcoming polls. It is a needless distraction designed to stir public distrust in the electoral umpire.

Beyond this partisan mischief, the Commission is aware that cybercriminals have been on the prowl, utilising fake social media accounts in the Chairman’s name to defraud unsuspecting Nigerians. We wish to place it on record that several of such fraudulent accounts had been identified and reported to security agencies in the past. This latest fabrication is merely a continuation of a criminal pattern aimed at exploiting the Commission’s profile for illicit gains.

The Commission will not fold its arms while the character of its leadership is being assassinated by digital imposters and mischief-makers. We wish to notify the public that we are working in close collaboration with relevant security agencies and cyber-intelligence units to track and identify the individuals or groups behind this identity theft and misinformation.

Let it be clearly understood that the Commission will ensure that these imposters face the full wrath of the law. Identity theft and the dissemination of deepfake or forged social media interactions are criminal offenses under the Cybercrimes Act. Those responsible for this mischief will be tracked and prosecuted to serve as a deterrent to others who believe the digital space is a safe haven for criminality.

The general public is hereby urged to disregard this falsehood in its entirety. We will continue to disseminate official information regarding the Commission and the Chairman’s activities only through our verified institutional channels and formal press statements.

The Commission remains undeterred and fully committed to its mandate of delivering free, fair, and credible elections for all Nigerians.

E-Signed:
Adedayo Oketola
Chief Press Secretary/Media Adviser to the INEC Chairman
Abuja, Nigeria.
10th April, 2026

[BIG KALAKUTA @BigKalakuta]

@peculiarpat1 Non partisan organization but una Dey push for people to support Tinubu 😂