BigKidProblems

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I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.

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Going back to work after a girls trip

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How it feels leaving a girls trip

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Me after going out two consecutive nights in a row

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It is the first Sunday I do not have Euphoria to look forward to. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time

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This is who you’re asking to learn Claude

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This is who your asking to learn Claude

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Stop worrying about being the hottest version of yourself and start being the craziest

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Me after going out two consecutive nights in a row

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Hey did you know there’s 20 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

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They say money can’t buy happiness but it could put me on an island with an ice cold crispy Sancerre served in a glass SO thin a gust of wind could break it, and that is close enough for me

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Me leaving work for a doctors appointment that might also be a spray tan

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There is no greater bliss as a mom of two than being in an airport lounge without your family ♥️

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Me as a therapist:

“Have you tried getting a blowout about it?”

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A spray tan is medicinal. Like it should be prescribed over the counter

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The healing powers of spray tan should be studied. Like it is medicinal

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25 at heart. 65 at knees

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I just know my dad is up there, somewhere, yelling at my parking job 🙏🏼

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*3 day weekends*

In your 20’s: let’s party and drink for 72 hours!!!!!

Now: if I keep going at this pace, I may actually finish the laundry 😍

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Live. Laugh. Lorazepam

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“Time for my annual humiliation ritual” I say as I prepare to go bathing suit shopping after the age of 30