CaptainMorgan86

I’m either drunk retweeting or just sharing my thoughts. Woke? I’m always sleeping

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

My pinned tweet

[Hotpotgate @mikequeeler2]

I can’t believe we watched them grow up

[DiscussingBullshit @booglemyglunk]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has turned 21 years old.

"Fuuuckkk dude my whole brand is ruinedddd fuckkkk mannn fuuuuckkk"

(Source: @TMZ)

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

I would immidiately slow down

[lee 🐄 @oriolebyrds]

you got it adley!

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

He is only 54 years old.

[mikey🎀 @muncymikey]

man they got dave roberts in the backrooms

[💥 @syvarenn]

kids are smoking The Bacteria

[Grug @GrugKillMammoth]

Ugga parsons first neanderthal to kill mammoth

He only twenty

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

@LandoNorizz_001 its actually:
100% podium rate when Lando retires AND someone’s first career grand slam. (I stole it off another dude)

[. @playboicurrryy]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly canceled the upcoming sequel for the movie.

"My neck hurts"

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

H i o 2 y o

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

Nando POINT

[Holiness @F1BigData]

SERGIO PEREZ GET A 10S TIME PENALTY
FERNANDO ALONSO SCORES 1 POINT

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

@Voodoo_Hendrix oo u right

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

#17 on Jersey Mike’s

[🇸🇻O’s solo🇸🇻 @JM3SZN]

Worst pitch ever candidate?

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

@TheseLeagues Blake Treinen and #1 selling jersey in the same sentence😭

[MLB @MLB]

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: Russell Wilson, the 10x Pro Bowler and Super Bowl champion, has officially retired from the NFL after 14 seasons.

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

@BullMooseMemes @NYCMayor MAGA when a politician can interact with children without wanting to rape them

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

Today I learned that Adrian Beltre sucks

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

Covid dominated that race

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Monaco hasn't had a repeat winner over the last 10 GPs 😳

2025: Lando Norris
2024: Charles Leclerc
2023: Max Verstappen
2022: Sergio Perez
2021: Max Verstappen
2020: COVID
2019: Lewis Hamilton
2018: Daniel Ricciardo
2017: Sebastian Vettel
2016: Lewis Hamilton
2015: Nico Rosberg

[CaptainMorgan86 @BigLargeAsian]

get that AI sponsor out of here.

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | BREAKING: McLaren unveil a special livery for the upcoming Monaco GP, the team's 1000th in Formula 1.