The Captain

Was gonnae put something funny or witty in this bio but I just cannie be arsed.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

@DanHasAPodcast just noticed the photobomb from my pic with Taylor last weekend.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

This is worse than they wee guys that dance with their Da.

[Richy @R1130_]

Maybe the worst of the lot. Send Middlesborough in our place.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Stop being a wee virgin

[The 4th Official @Official_T4O]

"We are aware of highly irresponsible comments made publicly this week, which appear to seek to defend those who entered the pitch on Saturday and undermine the gravity of the situation. Those remarks carry dangerous implications, and we call upon the football authorities to ensure that this matter is addressed with the seriousness it demands, and with the full cooperation of all involved."

Hearts calling out Martin O'Neill's statements on TalkSport which were roundly condemned.

Also, their statement makes it clear they (and the football world in large) do not have clarity on how Celtic were handed the title when the Celtic fans invaded the field of play.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

@JamieHComedy big bulky wireless headphones for those windy days mate. They keep yer hat on.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Get it right fucking up ye ya specky wank!

[The 4th Official @Official_T4O]

Congratulations Celtic on the most tainted title ever in this century.

Funny saying this despite the Covid title and a Cup being won after the final was rescheduled for after their opponents was relegated and half the team was sold off, all happening in the last few years.

Strange coincidence that in all 3 instances, it was one club benefitting.

Well tried Hearts. But it was all too much at the end.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

When they slowed it right down they all went quiet for a bit, then kept saying the same shite.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Boyd is fucking raging 😂😂

[The Captain @BigLinton]

This needs to be Scales last season, jesus fucking christ man.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

If the had zero intention of getting a result why did they score an equaliser ya fucking muppet?

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Cheers troops 🍻

[The Captain @BigLinton]

@SenseiCarl_ watching an old patreon, you mentioned saying "first time every time" when throwing something in the bin. Was wondering, is that Woody Harrelson related? I've been using that since I heard it in an old R.Brand podcast or something about him.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

The Drugs Don't Work just came on while I was rolling a doob. Not sure if it was a sign or not.....it's getting sparked anyways.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Holidays approved for @Haveawordpod stars in their eyes next month and also for Deadmeet in July. @DeadMenTalkPod
Fucking yaaasss!

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your bush.

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Just went in two footed in the garden. Broke her ankle. That should do it

[The Captain @BigLinton]

No bad wee day

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Now thats over and the dust has settled, surely letting Hatate take that penalty is a sacking offence??

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Surely a sackable offence letting Hatate hit the pen btw.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

@Haveawordpod About 38 minutes in & already it's one of my favourites.

[The Captain @BigLinton]

@brookecombe Honking.