Mike Stamme

Tweeting the truth since 2009.

[Badger of Honor @BadgerOfHonorFS]

Last 27 Wisconsin drives:
Punt
Interception
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
End of Game
Punt
Punt
Downs
Punt
Punt
Downs
Fumble
Punt
Interception
Interception
Punt
Field Goal
Punt
Interception
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 How you doing right now?

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Uncanny.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Four minutes of Kamala. I defy you to listen to it without cracking a molar…

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 I love you KTM.

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@Delta this has quite possibly been the worst day I’ve ever had flying your airline. You need to do a better job of having reserve pilots and FAs. What a calamity of a day.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I’ll have what he’s drinking

[Carissa @njoyzgrl81]

In other news, Larry Byrd’s grandson has been signed to the 2035 Celtics

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Cory Booker says he wants to punch President Trump.

Joe Biden wants to beat up President Trump.

Maxine Waters says “get in Republicans' faces out in public.”

Jimmy Kimmel jokes about assassinating President Trump.

Snoop Dog makes a video of a fake assassination of President Trump.

Kathy Griffin poses with a severed bloody head of President Trump.

Johnny Depp jokes about assassinating President Trump.

Madonna says she wants to blow up the White House.

AOC calls our border agents Nazis and refuses to condemn violence against them.

The Squad supports terrorists of Palestine and Hamas and routinely spews antisemitic rhetoric.

Congress refuses to call out Ilhan Omar for making antisemitic remarks.

Rashida Tlaib calls President Trump a motherfucker.

Help me understand how TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP is the one inciting hatred and violence.

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 Strong first Q for the Vikings.

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@infothefrozenf1 very disappointing to spend as much as we do on your sorbet to have massive air pockets in the pint.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Tonight could’ve been such a fun night

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 Vikes look strong!

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 Sad that a franchise would commit to losing. Very sad.

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

@KThomas38 They are playing the Bears… I don’t think it’ll be a shocking win, KTM.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 12-year old Colorado student smirks after getting kicked out of class for wearing the ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ flag on his backpack, teacher falsely claims the flag is linked to slavery.

This kid knows more about history than the teacher 😂

“So they're the reason that they do not want the flag is due to its origins with slavery and slave trade. That is what was, um, that's the reasoning behind them.”

FACT CHECK: The Gadsden flag originated from the American Revolution when the U.S. fought for their independence from Great Britain.

It is now a symbol for standing up against authoritarian rule… kinda like this woman.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

I don’t know what’s worse.

Having leaders like Biden and Fetterman holding high positions of power and not even being able to complete a sentence or the fact that the Republican Party is so weak that they can’t even beat these clowns.

Here is Fetterman trying to introduce Joe Biden.

“This is a president that is committed to infructure & on top of that the jewel uh what kind of what law of the infrecture infrec infruct imfression uh bill to make sure that theres bridges like this all over America getting rebuilt.”

[Mike Stamme @BigMaxwe11]

⁦@MinnetonkaMocc⁩ I just got these slippers and the stitching is already coming out. Very sad.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Beauty of Numbers

[explanation: https://t.co/SsOcHodFBd]