Mike McCarthy

I coach the Green Bay Packers but more importantly, I love to eat ribs and pork sausage. (PARODY)

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Where am I?

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

I gained 230 pounds this season. Enough to last me through hibernation. Into my cave I go. Rest now, I will. Until next season.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

I ate 77 pizza rolls and shit my pants

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Good season, you guys. I've got 73 pounds of venison sausage in my freezer. That's all that really matters.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Good to see Aaron back. Better to see Dairy Queen bring back their $5 lunch special.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Just woke up in the Taco Bell drive thru. What time is it?

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

@DonkeyShow3 yes

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Lunchtime is the best time, guys. You've gotta stay stuff if you expect to compete in this world.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Green Bay - Tampa Bay - Food Buffet

All good things, you guys. I'm fat and full and ready to lose anther football game.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

I was considering looking into Kaepernick. But then I saw this and I don't need any competition.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

For the record, I am currently looking into backup options. Not with Rodgers, I'm looking into a backup for breakfast if my diner is closed.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

I haven't seen a call that bad since that time I called up to order from my favorite Chinese restaurant and they were closed.

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I think I need diabetes socks

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

@NicksNTricks @WimminBeater @MarinaraNigger @WhooseFitin @Cheesecake Pork sausage. Love that stuff

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

@ENWHYGaka Sounds like a good midnight snack to me.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

I ate 14 pretzels during the weather delay.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Woke up sitting on the toilet in Arbys. Had to wait 2 hours for the staff to show up to unlock the bathroom the door. Not good, you guys.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Got a lot of problems this morning, you guys.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

If you see me take a knee at the game today, it's not out of protest. It's because I've got terrible gas and need to shit.

[Mike McCarthy @BigMikeMcCarthy]

Had four 64oz porterhouse steaks and a dozen eggs for breakfast. Kept it light so I have room for lunch before the big game today.