Moosey

Full-time Shit Talker|Professional People Watcher|Miserable Jets Fan| 10.5 Handicap

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

It should be a requirement for every guy to go to Lowe’s atleast once a quarter

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

It’s so ironic that all the fat bitches love mocha

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@ochodrinko85 lol Shemar Stewart😂 we aren’t autistic ocho

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@ochodrinko85 He’s one retirement and posting “I’m back.” away from being the corniest man alive

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@KPin4310 Gonna have to disagree. Wawa by me is always full at the charging station. Going to ask to reconsider your doom

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

It really has got to suck to own a tesla and still have to go to the gas station to charge your car

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

One thing I hope to see during the State of Union is Trump appointing Connor Hellebuyck to Secretary of Defense

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@happyfuncoolguy @ochodrinko85 I’m gonna give you a step-by-step guide of what you should do:
1. Turn off CNN
2. Walk over to the bathroom
3. Look into the mirror
4. Realize that the person looking back at you is an idiot
5. Go on amazon
6. Purchase a MAGA hat

Welcome back to the USA 🇺🇸 proud to have you

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@happyfuncoolguy @ochodrinko85 Baaaa baaaa 🐑 go protest go libtard

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@happyfuncoolguy @ochodrinko85 Unlike you (🐑), I BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE 🦅

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

@happyfuncoolguy @ochodrinko85 Lmao buddy how bout me and you find an alley and let me have my way with you sexually buddy. You can add the trans flag to your handle after pussy

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Crazy how people are on Trumps ass for being in one picture with Epstein but no one says a word about LeBron being boys with Diddy

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

People over the age of 65 should be designated their own gyms

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

Valentine’s Day, national girlfriend day, national boyfriend day…. How many more days they gotta add to remind me I’m single?

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

The only way we can heal the division in the U.S is a YungBlud Super Bowl halftime show. Make it happen @NFL

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

Has anyone congratulated the democrats on successfully reversing Global Warming? It is 35° in South Florida for god sake

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

We need to make Pavia a Jet

[Moosey @BigMoosey03]

We should reenact January 6th at Woody Johnson Estate