Richard

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VOTE VOTE VOTE.

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VOTE HERE. THE PLAYERS' VOTE. https://t.co/pOfq1aS4bI

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“C quoi l’endroit de vacance favori de Diego Maradona?” “Attend je te montre”

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named my dog Shakur in honour of @AFCShakur

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Called my wife’s boyfriend to watch dinosaur porn together and he said he’s divorcing me

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My evil eye symbol started glowing on its own when i mentioned that i hate jinns with all my heart

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Just realised most of ximmick xitter are 14 year olds who yearn for beta squad videos and binge yusuf7n clips all day

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Was scrolling r/GOONED and saw some trans woman fucking herself
in the ass with her own dick

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cooking chicken with my own semen (left pot) check in on results soon

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Tried watching porn with wife’s boyfriend but actually got invested into the acting

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yo @sackmucherip PLEAAASEEEEE pull her big bro

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Heard someone say diddy irl and immediately thought of this banger

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started drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth to discover new neurons and braincells

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told my grandpa a joke and she told me stalin aleady told him it during WW2

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been gimmick xeeting for months consistently

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Was chilling with my homie and he randomly got the "she's busy lil bro" text from my wife's girlfriend

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Tried getting pegged by my wife's boyfriend gimmick and realised there are levels to this shit

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You, me. A Halal date. Not like how kids do it these days, a Halal date. I'll pick you up, say 5:30, flowers, a pretty car, and a pretty girl. First, we grab dinner. Your favorite place obviously. Talk for like an hour over dinner. Then, we walk around the park holding hands.

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