The Name’s Boris

Professional Sandwich Maker. Big fan of anything alcoholic. Rides Italian. Boobs or bum? - I’ll have mine with both. Views are my own.

[The Name’s Boris @BigNT2012]

@fesshole A bum’s a bum right?

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@joish83 B…JEEEE…SUS !

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@SaltyBitch_52 Things that never happened ⬇️

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@Hollyboo1990 Primed for messaging him lyrics from the Vengaboys!

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@lollilovesx @MilfsHub2 Is that rug from Dunelm? 😉😂😘

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@British_Airways Hi Miika,

Apparently a case number already exits and I should have been sent an email confirmation - this hasn’t been sent. Can you advise please.

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@British_Airways Hi BA. Hope all is well? This feels a bit awkward… I’ve had to book my own hotel as you couldn’t provide one, yet I can’t reclaim… something amiss here.

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@d0dybarakat11 Righto.. must think I’m Polanski supporter..

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@MilitaryBanter Walk off camp on your last day… what’s he really going to do..

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@lollilovesx Yes actually - 19th-21st May Barcelona, then 26th-29th May Madrid 😂.. erm.. I’ll create a position 😂😍

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@Gameon158518

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@MissMileHighxxx

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@TheBritishIntel @grok what’s the deal with Piers wife?

[🇺🇸1776-Present🇺🇸 @American__Sam]

@RupertMyers You’re worried about obvious AI spoof videos, but you’re silent about the epidemic of sexual violence plaguing your country.

[Katie Lam @Katie_Lam_MP]

Imagine two families, each with three children. One set of parents work. The others don’t.

If Labour lifts the two child benefit cap, the working parents will need to earn £71,000 to match the family on benefits.

We shouldn't tax the hardworking to pay for the non-working.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

A typical neighbourly disagreement in the UK, 2026.

Mr Jenkins at no. 22 politely requested if he could borrow a wheelbarrow off Mr Turner at no.27.

Mr Turner reminded Mr Jenkins that last time he borrowed it he returned it without giving it a clean.

Mr Jenkins denied this and called Mr Turner a good old fashioned "nincompoop". An argument ensued with both men brandishing their ceremonial swords from distinguished careers in the British Armed Forces.

After the camera stopped rolling both Mr Jenkins and Mr Turner were found slashed to death on the pavement.

The wheelbarrow is still in the shed.

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@sexylibrarianxx

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.

Join us.

https://t.co/RMtEuHopgV

[Rogue @RogueUnfiltered]

BREAKING!! ❤️

RUPERT LOWE SETS UP HIS NEW PARTY!!! 🎉

Restore Britain is now a NATIONAL PARTY! 🥳

“Illegal immigrants will be detained and deported!”

“Far more people must leave rather than arrive”

“Blocking cousin marriages”

“No halal no kosher slaughter on Britains soil”

“No burqa and no hijab”

RUPERT promised that women and children will be safe again!
Soon we can walk our streets again without having to look behind our backs the whole time!

The state has become an enemy of the people.

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@StallJk @grok @Aaryastic Looks like a nice titty though!