Big Nige

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[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Thought the table at Old Trafford looked ropey last night. Imagine the job me and dad would do if we got our hands on it! Would be as silky as my bot bot when mum talcs me after my pre bed bath #silkynige

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

I’m the Diego Simeone of the Kent league just with a bigger Kippax

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

NFA awards tonight , that’s the national furniture awards to you uneducated folk. Up for 2 awards, living room cabinet top salesman and regional upholstery guru. On the top TABLE ����tonight #yumyum

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Get in there Kent , Beryl is getting the helicopter tonight #T20BlastFinalsDay #kent #helicoptercock

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

@henrygayle Can you get me a game big dog? Universe Boss and the Walderslade Boss would rip up Rawpindi…

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Great effort from Kent there not to choke. Unlike Berryl last night…

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

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[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Love the end of season, is where Big Nige comes into his own. Scarifying pitches and ploughing bitches 🚜 💦 #crosspullenation

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Just finished a zoom call with the groundsman at Edgbaston should be a belter of a table for Finals day now that me and Dad have got involved! Speaking of belters just waiting for mum to serve my egg with soldiers! Hurry up old girl this sex machine needs fuelling!

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Stuck more pricks in old girls than Harold Shipman did

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

I’ve been keeping busy since the old warehouse closed down. Administering jabs for the over 50’s… 😉 #crosspullenation

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Heart as strong as an ox. Helps being wired up to the old car battery all this time #praisethestent

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

For all that are asking, Covid couldn’t get Dad. He’s been shielding in the escort van since September 2015.

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Here he is! Big Nige is back! Cumming at you hard with the big dick energy!

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

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I'm blue ! Love a Friday viagra

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

@lucindacwalker @Vaughanyboy @MichaelVaughan @marlonsamuels @benstokes38 The reverse sweep isn’t though #pullenation

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

@davidsibleymfc @rjsait86 @lee_wells @DaredevilsLMS @highhalstowcc Calm down chaps Jesus , I scored more runs than all of you lot together . I probably shagged more tarts than you lot scored runs too . Exiles team 2020 , me , Sibs and Calvin Barton 🤷‍♂️ top 3

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

@DaredevilsLMS @highhalstowcc Ha ha brilliant , he’s always wanted to be me but at least I get kicked out of clubs ,not banned from joining .....

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

To my fans out there , a small injury to my jock strap meant I missed the #TheHundredDraft and therefore will have to be a wildcard pick. That’s if I’m not on #LoveIsland next summer 😳💪🏼💪🏼#pollination

[Big Nige @BigNigeP69]

Sad to hear about the demise of my good friend Sibley at @highhalstowcc. I know how it feels to be exiled from the clubs (plural) I loved. Sometimes big dogs are too big for their leads... #pieterson #sibley #bignige