Matthew

Brit from France. Plastic Toon supporter, Internet abuser - #nufc #fcgb

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

thierry henry rn

[⬛️⬜️Mannion⬛️⬜️ @mannion99]

Likewise, the PL was very happy for Ashley to asset strip #nufc run the club into the ground and get relegated every few seasons.
But the thought of us being able to compete? Nah can’t have that

[Tyne and Wear Metro @My_Metro]

@finazmd7 Please refrain from using offensive language on this platform.

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@Maurohe72

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@NikBoyle Bravo.

[Nik Boyle @NikBoyle]

This absolutely wins hands down

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@LeeDForster Exactly. No one was there to protect us from asset stripping Mike Ashley and look into whether Sports Direct were paying fair market value to have their logo plastered all over SJP...

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@cam_nufc Getting himself on penalty duty last season was the best move of his career!

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@SkyFootball Even the last defender sacrifice hack downs are weak as piss now...

The utter state of this sport. Glory to the floppers.

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@EPLBible Can we get this out the game please?
It's such an easy fix, this needs to made an example of.

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

What is this?

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This guy is a stain on the sport…

He needs to be booked ASAP 🤮🤮 https://t.co/uyiRBNprwy

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

Phew.
#NUFC #NEWHUL

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

Well that was one big embarrassment we certainly could have done without...
#LEENEW #NUFC

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

The bad news is that we’ve delivered a spineless performance and been absolutely battered.

The good news is that the #NUFC adidas Originals Culturewear range goes on general sale tomorrow at 9am.

You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?

[Andrew @ToonArmyTalk]

Sheeeearer!! 🙋

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

@SkySportsPL Just two divers, desperate to do their thing.

This sport is tedious.

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

Bruno... Oh, the ambivalence 🫤
#SUNARS

[Matthew @BigNumberFour]

Well, this is certainly not the hate watching I've become accustomed to 😒
#Rat #IPSLIV

[Phyllis Dietrichson @OfficielKaybaye]

A high maintenance player doesn’t play out of position, in various positions across the pitch, to help the team and manager at the expense of themselves with a World Cup position at stake. Pure spite.Gordon wouldn’t play anywhere but LW but Howe didn’t see him as high maintenance

[Parody Premier League Match Centre @PL_Match_Centre]

#MUNIPS - 58”

We managed to find an anomaly in the rules which meant that this was not a handball, and therefore allow the goal.

Don’t expect us to do this in the future for your team though