Patrick “Padunga” Henry

give me nicotine or give me death

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

You a faggot if you hold your nose before you jump in the pool

[Patrick “Padunga” Henry @BigPadunga]

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My lexicon too expansive my bitch too fine I’m tippin on 24 inch chrome stackin paper to the ceiling

[Patrick “Padunga” Henry @BigPadunga]

I would sell my body for a good enough glass of lemonade

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

NFL team owners will be meeting next week to hopefully finalize the selection for new commissioner of the NFL following Paul Tagliabue’s retirement earlier this year.

A few names have been thrown around but the favorite from sources appears to be the current Chief Operating Officer of the NFL Roger Goodell.

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@daledimmadomeII Thank you for your investment in the beev Mr. Beev

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The whore bots didn’t like my boots :(

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As promised, 40 follower work boot dox. This is what the boots of a real working man (project management intern) look like

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The Spanish really cooked with “rodillas”. Much more accurate description of that part of the body than knees tbh

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As promised, 40 follower work boot dox. This is what the boots of a real working man (project management intern) look like

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Went out to grab fast food for dinner, ended up wandering into a restaurant that had a fuckin valet dressed like I just rolled out of bed. Steak was phenomenal though shoutout expense accounts

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@poopsnizz72 Lil bro cooked ngl

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Realizing that elementary school me would think almost everything I’ve done this summer is cool as hell. #joymaxxing

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Work boot dox at 40 followers

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Back on campus in 16 days man I swear I started this internship two weeks ago

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Forgot to put my watch on this morning and now everyone at work can see my stupid tan this is super insignificant

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Back at work after weekend trip of boozing with the lads. Itching to get back to school now ngl

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Was so excited to go to Gary, Indiana but I missed the exit and ended up in Chicago :/

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

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At the German festival and I have to be the one to inform them that they are actually Mexican