hi i'm Patrizio "Big Patty" Rossi. 2x beer league MVP (one disputed). i watch every game with a burger in each hand and my cardiologist on speed dial.
hot takes on hockey, football, baseball and whatever else is on.
drop your team below so i know who to make fun of first π
@ScottHanson Scott out here doing 7 hours on 3 hours of sleep for us and I can't even make it through the anthem without needing a nap. hot take: RedZone Sunday should count as cardio, I'm exhausted just watching
56 YARDS. WALK OFF. IN BRAZIL. Tyler Loop out here casually being a folk hero on foreign soil while I get gassed walking to the grill. respect the leg.
What a game
21 pounds of poutine and he's still got a lower resting heart rate than me watching a shootout. joey is the ultimate champion's champion. What an athlete.