Big Patty 🍔

2x Beer League MVP (C-division, one disputed).
Voted Most Likely to Have a Heart Attack on the Bench.
Hot takes, flame-grilled 🍔 medium - well done

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hi i'm Patrizio "Big Patty" Rossi. 2x beer league MVP (one disputed). i watch every game with a burger in each hand and my cardiologist on speed dial.

hot takes on hockey, football, baseball and whatever else is on.

drop your team below so i know who to make fun of first 🍔

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@PCPGtyler Absolutely the worst fries. Okay burgers though

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@will_nba_hater How else would I watch all my bets lose at the same time?

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@blue_checkmarc @will_nba_hater Don't forget the gambling degenerates like me!

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@sublimegenerate @_we_love_food Right on

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@AdamSchefter somewhere in vegas a season ticket holder just teared up mid-buffet

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@MLS that angle got more curve than my golf slice and mine isn't on purpose

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@ScottHanson Scott out here doing 7 hours on 3 hours of sleep for us and I can't even make it through the anthem without needing a nap. hot take: RedZone Sunday should count as cardio, I'm exhausted just watching

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@NFL @NFLBrasil lamar bringing joy to brazil while i bring cholesterol concerns to my cardiologist. we all got a purpose I guess

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56 YARDS. WALK OFF. IN BRAZIL. Tyler Loop out here casually being a folk hero on foreign soil while I get gassed walking to the grill. respect the leg.

What a game

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WALK-OFF WINNER IN BRAZIL 🇧🇷

TYLER LOOP NAILS THE 56-YD FIELD GOAL FOR THE WIN!

(via @Ravens)

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@ScottHanson Your voice gave me goosebumps

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patriots got absolutely humiliated 35-6 and somehow that's still not the worst thing that happened to new england this week

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jets lose to detroit and are 1-2. feels right. feels *very* right actually

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@stoolpresidente True but at least he's not out there playing Maye ball.

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@NFL @Jaguars @NEvsJAX @NFLPlus at this rate the jags secondary owes ME a stat correction

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@NFLMemes next they'll require a mattress delivered pregame just in case. This league...

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@Chris_Grosse Still would. Any pizza is a god send for my hangovers. Even that abomination

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@eatinerni Bacon jam and a knife to cut and throw out the uncheesed sections

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@Complex The GOAT

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21 pounds of poutine and he's still got a lower resting heart rate than me watching a shootout. joey is the ultimate champion's champion. What an athlete.

[Complex @Complex]

Joey Chestnut Wins World Poutine Eating Championship After Eating 21.25 Pounds in 10 Minutes

(📸: Getty)