Big Tubercle

Peterborough/Lincoln. Constantly being pressured to down something

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

And they say romance is dead 😍

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

My parents have started buying patterned kitchen roll, is this what middle class feels like?

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

@h_a_ris @harveynoble Arbor Colossus?

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

@harveynoble Sorry man couldn't hold it

[murphy @merphed]

I put a knife in the tentacles hand and now I can’t turn it off someone help

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

jamie oliver

- needs deporting
- named his kids shit like pom-bear and winnie the pooh
- lispy sugar grinch
- shite tv shows

gordon ramsay

- national treasure
- gave his kids normal names like jack and holly
- doesn’t try to ban foods
- decades of quality tv shows

[Dolo💔 @LikThaGreat]

I just find it crazy how this is what make yall wanna ‘boycott’

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

@h_a_ris Does ur mum not know about commas?

[Charlie Kelly @Its_Charlie_Day]

Bless someone's timeline

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

“Dennis” is back.

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

@h_a_ris

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

I've finally convinced molly to watch FND I'm excited to see how this turns out

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

I think the worst part about coming back to Lincoln is that no one gets any of my Friday night dinner references

[Mike @MikeLFC1906]

I'm:

⚪ Gay

⚪ Straight

🔘Bloody boiling

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

@harveynoble Of course I did I'm not a cretin

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

I enjoy abusing robs position at subway to get awful, disgusting subs for a fraction of the price

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

Update: My 2 pitchers have not ruined me pls send help or drinks

[Big Tubercle @BigPeteFell]

V excited for my 2 for £10 pitchers standard at spoons tonight ❤️