Penguin Of Wisconsin

stupid flightless bird

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

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[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Motor goose

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

I tripped and accidentally took pics of @mastermarcus115 😩😩

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

How about it gives me something to jerk me off bc I’m horny. Yea, that’d be more useful than these bitch ass, non-flight bearing wings

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

“Redbull gives you wings”? It gave me wings that don’t even work

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Way too horny to be at this Taco Bell

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Beef jerky is so expensive. I might have to start jerking the beef myself…

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Really hoping I get euthanized today

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Got tinder gold for a week. It says 648 fat chicks liked my profile and 0 skinny chicks. I don’t believe it for a second.

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

I’m horny

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

Big balls and boner from wearing skin tight pants

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

People wonder how I fit into such tight pants with how much ass I got. I guess it just is malleable like that

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

In all realness when my dung hills are squeezed the excess flubber is pushed into my balls and boner. Needless to say I got a pretty big load in front of me rn

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

She wanna connect on LinkedIn at 11pm

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

#pioec #pickleec

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

My leg be stanky

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

I just need my bitch to be freaky i don’t care if she’s mentally disabled

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

#pickleec #pioec

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

#pioec #pickleec

[Penguin Of Wisconsin @BigPimpBird]

#pioec #pickleec