every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism
In the old days, your neighbor just hated you for poundin cold ones in your driveway, blaring Whitesnake at 2am.
Not because you’re fans of different scumbag richers who solely exist to bend you over.
Only one team wins in all this bullsh*t, and ain’t any of us on it, you guys.
The bad news is, we’re all being manipulated by social media and the news.
The good news is, you can just turn those things off and do anything else.
Can’t be controlled if you’re not paying attention, you guys.
I believe the A&W Guy could fully reshape the NDP into a national juggernaut. Find me a Canadian more powerfully associated with the colour orange currently
Be disrespectful to not crush a thousand beers for Val today. Supposed to start a new job at Pennzoil, but I’m sure they’ll understand. I clearly stated that I was “all about class.” Think I might have a few Fireballs stashed under the bathroom sink to start it off, you guys.
The first deaf Miss America, Heather Whitestone, was crowned last week in Atlantic City.
Although completely deaf, she is an expert lip reader.
Personally, [Norm covers his mouth with his hand] I don't think she's that pretty, y'know? I... uh... Not my cup of tea.
Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame-inducted icons & rock music legends @DefLeppard will bring their electrifying performance to the @CPMFEST in St. John’s, NL on Friday, July 25, for an unforgettable night of rock ‘n’ roll. Special guests are Sam Roberts Band & Honeymoon Suite. - @JLaC975