Ron Martin

The greatest football chairman in the land, making a new stadium, harassed by ungrateful simpletons. Parody

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Mrs done me a pizza. Frozen in the middle! Sacked her right off!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Anyone else feel like this is dragging on a bit? Might just stay on.

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@samtheshrimp18 Ooooh could be!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Bringing a phone tapping case against “Wolfy”! How does he do it!!!???

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@shrimperlass @CJPhillips1982 Brenda I like you and I expect you are lovely. This isn’t the real Ron Martin. He’s probably shooting cattle out of a helicopter right now. I don’t want to tease. Keep supporting the Super Blues! X

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@shrimperlass @CJPhillips1982 I don’t need supposed “supporters” telling me my business. I bet you don’t even go to games.

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Looking forward to the big announcement tomorrow. Just hope this lot are a bit more punctual than @pgsiteservices .Still waiting for their one!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@FreddySharkk @CarlReader My man 😂

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

It’s true everyone. Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery are preparing a bid for the club. Nicholas told me he looks forward to living in a town where shirtless leather jacket wearing mullets will make him feel accepted.

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Covid legacy issues will obviously slow down any decision. Plus that time the pitch got frozen.

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

The offer is with Ron Martin. It's up to him what happens next now.

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

There’s only one Sexy Beast in this town!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Smashed it!! In Ron we trust!!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@TaffytheDog I will! I’m good for it!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Any one got an Oyster card I can borrow?

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@luke2006_Nick Good one! I get it!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Me negotiating with HMRC

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Southend United release their retained list from 22/23:

Everyone.

And at the same time, no one.

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

After the success of our season ticket sales I am thinking of starting an Only Fans account. 4 grand month not including personalized messages. Who is in?

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

@GeorgeG80275818 Buy me out Ross Moss! If that is your real name!

[Ron Martin @BigRonMartin]

Bit disappointed not to get in the play offs. Shame the fans only turn up for the last of the season. I can’t do this by myself guys!