Big Sprouts

We are a humble global consortium of concerned Sprout farmers and seed merchants who care. * This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Admin.

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Although Big Sprouts does have a large experimental farm and genetic modification laboratory in Wuhan China, we were in no way responsible for the SARS-CoV-2 virus and any suspicious “sprout like” sections of the virus’ genome are purely coincidental.

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Despite our best efforts the Belgian men’s World Cup team fell a little short. Probably because of the sardine bones caught in their stomachs…

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so… switching back to sprouts for the mid-game snack after a back tracking from sardines seems to have done the trick? No bones. No fishy aftertaste. Just bright green sprouts goodness and we’re in the quarter finals! Go Belgium. Home of The Sprout! 🇧🇪

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Britons eat more Brussels sprouts than any other nation in Europe. The area covered by sprout fields in the UK is the equivalent of 3,240 football pitches. True! Go England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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HAPPY JULY 5th to all those who celebrate! After signing the so called “Declaration of Independence” the next day the Founding Fathers sat down to a sumptuous meal of roasted sprouts soaked in goose fat and “other trimmings.” Enjoy your sprouts in this authentic old timey fashion

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Ever wonder what was at the heart of a Sprout? Not a rib cage like the vile sardine! No. Just pure sprouts goodness. Sprouts have NO BONES!

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Not the outcome we were hoping for our Belgium Men’s World Cup team. The late decision to substitute sardines and wine for Sprouts may have been unwise but we can’t compete with Big Sardine who outbid us at the last moment under very fishy circumstances.

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We proudly announce that fresh crunchy sprouts are now the OFFICIAL GAME DAY SNACK of the Belgium Men’s World Cup team! Not only are they a valuable source of hydration, but they’re packed with vitamins, minerals, and fiber. Good luck versus Iran tomorrow!🇧🇪

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Sure you know the humble sprout can cure the frenzies and the yippadoos, but did you know that eight to ten sprouts a day, raw, steamed, roasted, or butter poached, can strengthen your libido and increase your IQ by an average of seventeen points?

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COMING SOON! Big sprouts under new management!!! All new Twitter posts on the we. Join us for our rebranding adventure as we explore new ways to sell, eat, and use sprouts! Think pickles!

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Well that’s it for us on Twitter. If some other forum comes along look for our posts there. In the mean time, subscribe to our YouTube channel and our monthly newsletter for all your Sprout news. Fuck Elon Musk.

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We are very excited about the U.S. government’s planned rescheduling of certain agricultural products from Schedule I to Schedule III. Our secret work on creating a Sprout with up to 30% THC can now move to the hushed rumor stage!

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And a big sprouts shout out to our number one fan living in England! @idioglotticbird She wins a bag of damp sprouts and a life time subscription to our magazine, BIG SPROUTS MONTHLY!

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Due to the very public dispute between BigSprouts and Mr. Musk, our account was secretly disabled out of petty malice and spite. But we won the court order and we’re back. So everyone get ready for our delayed social media blitz! Perhaps Mr. Musk should eat more Sprouts!

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Big sprouts would like to be the very first giant food conglomerate to congratulate the Spanish women’s team on their World Cup victory! To commemorate this momentous occasion, we are now offering 50% off our frozen Sprout Paellas at Kroger supermarkets for the next three days!

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Spring is in the air. Time to get those sprout seeds in the ground. Make sure you plant only BIGSPROUT CERTIFIED ® seeds. They are genetically modified to grow only the juiciest most succulent and vitamin filled sprouts ever created by human beings!

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We were hoping to keep the lid on these beauties until after the American Thanksgiving holiday, but after careful perusal of our @marksandspencer contract, it appears our attorneys left out that little detail. So Merry Christmas everyone!

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Today’s Sprout fun fact: There are over 237 varieties of sprouts but only three are commercially grown for food. The Jumbo cultivar Brassica Tyranos was deemed “too dangerous” but the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization and banned by international treaty in 1934.

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Did you know that today’s modern sprout varieties are virtually free of any bitter aftertaste and 59% less gassy then their 1950’s era counterparts? They are also bursting with brain boosting enzymes and good old fashioned purifying chlorophyll! Eat your sprouts!

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Here’s another little known fun Sprout fact! Sprouts were “discovered” in 1409 by Belgian naturalist and painter Jan van Eyck. He exploited the inner beauty of the simple sprout and used them in his still life painting instead of the traditional oyster.

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November is finally here. It’s officially Sprout Harvest Awareness Month. Each day we’ll tweet a little known fact about your favorite tiny green vegetable. Fact: Wild sprouts were native across pre ice age Europe, were the size of peppercorns and tasted like cheese!