Your boyfriend wanted to surprise you and he knew exactly what you wanted.
NO flowers!
NO chocolates!
only that fat horse meat tucked neatly in his slimy, stinky sheath...
He hasn't showered in 2 weeks just for you, god even the smell alone kills flowers.
what a dreamboat 💝🐎
I just got married to my new hubby!!!
He just showed up one day, put this ring on me, proposed and I couldn’t say no!~ 💕💍
Art by @submarine_screw(TYSM)
When i was like 13 i stayed with friends who had horses, snuck out in the night, and ate horse pussy and ass for like 2 hours.
And finally within the last year I've gotten to make out with mutthole, honestly out of this world idk how dog ass tastes so fucking good. (try it)
To the Zoo who handed me a drink, made a knot pun, and welcomed me like I wasn't vibrating with fear:
You reset my entire nervous system. I came in convinced I'd be rejected. I left with four hugs, three stickers, and one confusing new sense of hope.