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[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

PAY ATTENTION BE AWARE. I hope she's all right. ladies, get a Smith & Wesson airweight. It's a five-shot revolver with no hammer, so you don't have to Cock or take off the safety to shoot. Keep your hands-free never go to the second location fight till death.

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

She spent all night and part of the day. I've always been impressed with a women's ability to camel this kind of thing. #Monday

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

The older I get, the longer I work. The more I've come to dred Sunday nights. #Sunday

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

I almost got away with it. #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #drunk

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

So drunk you don't recognize yourself in a mirror. If you didn't get as drunk as this dude yesterday, you didn't do shit, cause he went hard all in. #MyDrunkStory #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Anyone can say I've had enough. But only a truly dedicated alcoholic will push pass that bullshit and have another beer. #EpicFail #beer #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Let the church say amen. #relatable #relationship

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Professional drinking day. Hard drinkers only. If you can't hang, stay your ass home and smoke some weed, ain't no shame in it. #MyDrunkStory #StPaddysDay #HappyStPatricksDay

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

It's always the muthafuckas talking the loudest and the most shit, that ain't ready when shit happens. #BringIt #FridayFeeling #Fridayfail #erectiledysfunction #failure

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

I use to be cooler than this. What the fuck happened to me? #confused

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

No spit, no swallow. Just the birthday facial please. #BlowingUpInYourFace #facialrecognition

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Food for thought. #facial #teeth #BlowingUpInYourFace

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

As funny as this is to me, it's real me. #Kids #Millennials

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Yeah that's about right.#MondayBlogs #MondayMotivation #

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

You just knew this was going to happen. I knew when they came up with female dolls, this was right around the corner. #wewillloveyou #sexdolls #funniest

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

The real perk is I get to cover someone else's ass on a Saturday morning. #ihatemyjob

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

She got that good green. Shits like fire. One hit is all you can stand. #Smokingkills

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Fail of the week winner hands down. Police run past bank robbers. #fridayfail #failure #keystonecops #copsandrobbers #jokes #comedy

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

We don't shop. We just go get shit. #ThrowbackThursdays #shopping

[Tankmurdock21 @BigTankLA]

Things have most definitely changed. Who's winning? Is anyone winning? #datingin2018 #TuesdayThoughts