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Big dawg. It's nice to be important, but so close to being despised. It's more important to be nice, I guess, than being wise.

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1. Phrazes for the Young - Julian Casablancas.

#100BestAlbums

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The amount of people driving while looking down at their phone is genuinely alarming. It’s an epidemic. #GodHelpUs

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@TBIR_9 Xavier Woods is gonna try to kill someone.

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@_sikwitit Just a little motivation before the game

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I’ve owned 2 BMWs and always used my turn signals. But I ain’t gone lie… it was whispering in my ear like the green goblin mask

[Bert. @RBertWaters1975]

I just witnessed a BMW driver use a turn signal to change lanes.

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It’s time to fucking chudmaxx.

[Dave @davebftv]

Favorite part of Caleb Williams Hot Ones episode

Talk your shit 18

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@ApexDistrictX Now this is hot. Pure art.

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@TheCarFolio Holy larp

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@katieweavil @TomPelissero

[Ryan Reynolds @RyanReynoldsNFL]

Jalen Coker is looking like this generation's Laviska Shenault

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This is terrible. Defense will be punished even more when playing hard and just gives refs even more power to subjectively decide games. TERRIBLE!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL and NFLPA have announced that players who commit three violations in any of these categories in a season will be suspended one game.

Here is the joint announcement:

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@p4ynz @OSUPanther89 @DuncOnDemand It’s every year my man. Training camp news outside of injury news is pretty meaningless. Teams with the best camps ever fall flat in the season and teams with terrible camps have deep playoff runs.

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@DuncOnDemand It’s just telling me everything I already know/expect weeks 1-2. The offense will put up two colossal stinkers and then by week 3 look like they kinda know what to do. Then after the Bye Week they’ll look decent and then finally start to get hot in Nov/Dec.

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@OSUPanther89 @DuncOnDemand They just lying or only positive spins. Never understood the obsession with “winning” joint practices.

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She used to cook and he used to eat. Now he’s #cooking and she’s #eating.

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@SpeedSportLife Looks good to me

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@dulse_hyena The Bose system is so cool! My first FD was a 94 touring with the Bose, crazy how good they still sound all these years later (relatively, of course). Definitely adds to the cool factor of the car.

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@katieweavil It took me a couple watches to figure out what was happening to that poor little piggy! The perfect gif for the scenario. That’s exactly how I felt when Zavala stepped on BY ankle last season. He gotta go.

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@thaRBW His metrics are as advertised. Potential to be the best OT in the NFL.

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@1PantherPlace Don’t think they ever started really. Only first preseason game though. Hope they’re more prepared next week. Can’t start slow again