arite fuckerz been in can past few months for reported drunk and disorderly only marched down street carlin one hand and bacon in the other wakin syrierns
Utterly fucked off, missus was asleep upstairs this morning so decide to crack out a wank, pull out the laptop and flop out my cock, get to fucking work over some big tit Brexit woman when the fucking postman knocks the door answer it without realising the missus has woken up 1/2