Blanyoh Khalid

Adios Bitchachos

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

Pinning this so I know I can have easy access

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@buffys We lost losing my hair

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

But it’s ok because we have the Julie J supremacy

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

The fact that Legends like Fantasia Royale Gaga & Chevelle Brooks (Drag mom of MIB) auditioned but didn’t get on… oh the TV we would’ve gotten

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

Zuko??? The weakest of the gaang???? Even behind sokka,???

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

So avatar isn’t about kids who whoop grown ass people all the time?

[namnas @naMnaSYt]

Lin is so ass man there's no way she had to be saved by a bunch of little kids

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

BEEN SAYING THIS

[yusra 𑁍 @IZGlRLS]

instead of recycling the same 5 names when it comes to Survivor Mount Rushmore, we need to have a serious conversation about HER… #survivor50

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

You’re boring

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Fan base liked her underdog to Jane Don’t story line, now she’s the front runner so they moved on to Darlene

[FRESH PRINCESS 💋👑⛓️ @belair_bankss]

girl wtf myki do to y’all fr fr? the bitch is talented, & has been eating most of the challenges. yall acting like she’s being pushed down yall throats. like at the beginning of the season yall was down bad for her and wanted her to win…

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

Brooklyn: Hot guys
Queens: go on girl give us nothing
Manhattan: thank you dr zizmor
Bronx: DL divas
Staten Island: …

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

Conservative g*nger m*nj

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

@ddfuego already getting these gigs. Congrats on cohosting bald and the beautiful 😍

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I feel like I just got shot

[Reality TV News/Updates @Realitytv__fan]

Deal or No Deal Island has officially been canceled at NBC.

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

Need the movie to be miss piggy, Katniss Everdeen, and Emma stones character from poor things all trying to take down a masked villain that gets revealed to be Joan rivers who has risen from the dead.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘MISS PIGGY’ movie is in the works

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone will produce the film with Cole Escola writing the script.

(Source: https://t.co/3bQ76QVJpm)

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

@dayascolover The way I read this a whore members

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Gym was good today 💪

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Lazy fall day 🍂🍁

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

@katya_zamo Cast in HIM and Weapons??? Ok booked diva!

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*Scream Queen Justin Long

[ScreenTime @screentime]

A 'GRAVE ENCOUNTERS' reboot is in the works with Justin Long set to star

(via: Variety)

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

This might be one of the best movies I’ve ever watched

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Sandra quit. Enough said.

[Survivor & Big Brother @BigBrotherChart]

The one who won against one of them and voted the other out first #survivor #bb27 #SurvivorAU

[Blanyoh Khalid @BigTexBan]

FUCK

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Daredevil in ‘MARVEL RIVALS’