Sami Valimaki Truther

Augusta Curb Painter | Professional FIFA League member | Dan Rapaport Tears specialist | I still believe in Mike Woodson

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Anyways, I’m $4 a pound

[Donny “Pumpkin Dick” Pine-Sols @DonnyPineSols]

The spider putter is gay and so are you for using it #scotty #lank

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Yasiel Puig was so ahead of his time fuck man

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

For the love of god Titleist please reach out to Jake Knapp I can’t continue watching him play pxg

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

The Truman show would suck today he’d just be scrolling reels and jacking off all day

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

@NateOoTR My twitter name is devoted to him. Want this guy to succeed so bad.

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

@JRoseJunior The Brit’s can’t fathom a century of futility being forgotten jrose

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

@idkhoosier Replies filled with hacks

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Why’d they give robin williams so much water when he was doing his golf bit

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Is Phil Bickford ball knowledge yet?

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Please don’t turn into Will Zalatoris

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

So are we all buying ally blue onsets like they’re jailbirds now?

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

The guy lost his mom when he was a sophomore in college, easily could’ve let that derail his golf career but instead he’s battled through to become one of the upper echelon players in the game.

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Holy shit I am so sick of everyone whining about Wyndham Clark. He beat up a fucking locker, half the guys tweeting about it have done worse to their wives.

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

@dadondesmond What if I’m ordering off the dude perfect menu at 7 brew?

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Not sure what possessed me to bet on Wyndham Clark but you’re telling me I have to root for this guy now?

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

And now we go to Brooks Koepka who’s got a putt for par

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Phil still chasing Tiger’s accolades (controversy)

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

Knicks nba finals champs and an Indiana FOOTBALL natty? What world are we living in?

[Sami Valimaki Truther @BigTonka97]

These Knicks “fans” are multiplying at an egregious rate