Big Turf Conglomerate™️

We here at BT™️ believe that most, if not all injuries in the NFL can be prevented by implementing turf fields. We give facts Rodger doesn’t want you to know!!!

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

Loyal Followers, I present to you… the first rendition of our LIST. This list contains the worst of the worst who are PRO GRASS 🤮 and basically murderers.

1. Rodger Godell 🤮🤮🤮
2. @drew_lockdagoat 🤮🤮
3. @LogRobs 🤮🤮

Learn from their mistakes!!!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Man… brain’s been COOKIN

Excited to get back but I love this annual think sesh at the beach with my bride..

The future of #PMSLive has been a lot of fun to think about..

Going thru all of the numbers.. facts are facts.. We’ve really been quite a fucking disruptor in this whole daily Sports Media world. I’m VERY proud of it.. We don’t have producers giving us takes or researchers telling us what to talk about.. We don’t have any investors.. We don’t have a “lead in audience” or “people leaving their TVs on over night”.. We, alongside our incredible fanbase, built this thing both literally and figuratively.. we decide what to chat about.. we pay for the footage rights.. We negotiate the deals with our partners.. and we changed the game. That’s rather epic… what’s next though? A LOT of fun to think about.. Show will always be free but we need to keep evolving.

Baby girl on the way… what’s that mean for my future with @WWE? I LOVE it but, they’re allegedly gonna be sold, who’s buying them? Do I want to work/make money for those people?

How about @CollegeGameDay? That was a good time… No long term deal in place but, I enjoyed the workload that came with being a part of one of the most iconic shows in the history of sports. I think we had the greatest year it’s had in like 2 decades or something ratings wise… fucking WILD.. I was told a lot of Old Whites weren’t gonna watch because of me 🤷🏼‍♂️.. Got to see so many insanely beautiful campuses/places.. being new man on the totem pole when it came to hotel rooms (impossible to book, Shahtaht to the GameDay crew behind the scenes.. absolute LEGENDS) was good for me. Took me back to my roots… will DEFINITELY be getting a bus if GameDay continues to be in the ol’ life schedule.

What’s our future with @FanDuel? 190,000+ people rode with us for our Super Bowl SGP.. Patrick Mahomes is a DAWG but didn’t throw for 225 yards, so we didn’t hit the largest group bet/hit in Sports gambling history.. we apologize for letting everybody DAHN on the boosts this year.. TOUGH year to predict.. We and the new group of FD execs don’t necessarily have the same philosophical views on stuff, nothing but love for them, they are doing their thing but, certainly a different way of operating these days.. we’ve been lucky to be with them since Day 1 of legalized sports gambling… and we’re proud that they have been the #1 Sportsbook in America ever since. How’s that shape up before next football season?

As with every year… the boys are all getting raises. I think that’s how businesses are supposed to go.

I’m still getting sued by Brett Favre… allegedly

So many things from a business point of view for a tank top wearing dumbass to ponder.. but I’m incredibly proud to be in the position that we’re in.

All of this without an agent or a booker… they gotta be flustered.

Cheers and thank you to the boys.. their families.. and all of you beautiful people that follow along with us.

Let’s keep it going.

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Come for the Victory Speech, stay for @bakermayfield getting a game ball. 🥹💙

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@justnfields @UberEats Turf fields…. You know what I mean mr fields 😦🤣🤣🤣

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@JohnWDean Cry me a river . See you on turf

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@elonmusk How about tell Goodell to tweet less ! Hehehe

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter Grass monster claims another victim . Way to be goddell . You and lebron …

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@NFLonCBS Poor field conditions….

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter Future is now ! Virtual football . What a world . Hope no one pops up on the injury report ! 😆!

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter Over an hour ? Goddell could never . That’s what it’s all about ppl. @jesus

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter Needless to say…snow doesn’t build up like this on ASTROTURF. Well known fact that Turf absorbs snow and actually strengthens itself, providing more flexibility and care for Star athletes ACLs, MCLs, and Achilles tendons. FIGURE IT OUT! @nflcommish #GoddellhatesJesus #FTHATNOISE

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@NFLFantasy @nflcommish I’ll trade you ASTROTURF fields in exchange for NO MORE GRASS…to sweeten the deal I’ll even throw in a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!!! 👊🏻 #FIGUREITOUTGODDELL #FTHATFREAKINNOISE

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@NFLFantasy Crazy what can happen when a team switches from grass to turf field like Dallas did this year…Zeke is too far gone but Pollard is now headed to the moon!!!! Direct result of ASTROTURF!!!! @nflcommish FIGURE IT OUT GUY!!!!! #GoddellHatestheSalvationArmy

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter The NFL could learn a thing or two from Mexico City…I’ve been told they play on straight up ASTROTURF. Directly preventing injuries to star players like Kyler and Colt MoCoy. @nflcommish we could learn a thing or two from the Mexicans!!!!!! #GoddellhatesJesusChrist #FTHATNOISE !

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@ThePoniExpress Pigeons… more like @nflcommish goon’s..

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@coldroastbeaf @barstoolsports Au contraire, Dallas is one of the biggest supporters of big fertilizer. You so sure that “turf” isn’t grass young man ?

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@AdamSchefter Grass field is ass . Been saying this . Glad people are coming around

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@RapSheet Grass field . Who woulda guessed ….

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@ThePoniExpress Feed the pigeons crack and have them work for us .

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@BallsackSports Is grass an unsuitable material to play high impact sports on ? I think we know both our answers

[Big Turf Conglomerate™️ @BigTurf_TM]

@MarkKaboly Lesser know fact . Due to 3 rivers grass field his spleen was enlarged in the first place. Once again shows why Mel Blount is a top 2 corner of all time and not 2 for donating his spleen in route to the Steelers 7th heaven ..