@akshay__bhatia Good ole Petey has been slaving away all these years making the finest quality clothes for us. I’m glad he’s finally getting the recognition he deserves #expand
@TwinTurboTankkk Bro pissed all over the door handle when he’s locked inside the bathroom. Gonna be super funny when your hands are covered in piss on your way out
Some fag in a base maserati ghibli cut me off on some backroads to go 10 under. We get it buddy you have a tiny cock and make poor financial decisions #chud
@Ryanfathands @TheBigVacuum97 Completely unrelated but that profile pic is so funny. I found it a while ago and use it on Xbox. Guy has to be pushing 400 easy. If I remember the original pic has him with a rocket too
@allie__voss I was a TA for a few years and the kids that would come through are pathetic. Some people couldn’t understand why they can’t hand in work late
@EristheFair@BartSimpson9021 @AmeliaRemigrate Oh believe me I do buddy. It’s really not that hard to go out and do that stuff. I’m just not a fan of women who weigh more than I do
@BartSimpson9021 @AmeliaRemigrate But it’s always “Me want Chad”. The 5’9 120 lb blonde model and that fat chick both think the same rich handsome man is attractive. They both think they deserve that man but they don’t. That’s the main issue. The tub of lard don’t settle for less
@SCHIZO_FREQ Literally had a girl tell me today hers as we were driving. Random chick met last night but still to volunteer that willingly along with the fact that she slept with a different dude last weekend #cooked