Always think about the first time a went to creamfields n people were chanting ‘whoop there it is’ but me been the idiot I am thought it was ‘woop that ass’ so am dancing with this bird braying her arse every time the beat dropped..
4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie.
You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team.
Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me.
Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it.
A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀
I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍
The house record on the stairs machine was 189 in 30 mins set by a WAR ROOM member.
I smashed it with 198 floors.
WR member got up, went directly after me and set 203. I was champ for 30 short minutes. Now I'm resting so I can go again. I can't take the L.
THIS IS THE POWER of masculine competition.
You can't live solely with a woman, you need brothers around you, you need the competition to be your best.
I need a sexy witch who is constantly telling me how shes fighting the demons which are attacking my Aura and running around with incense sticks to protect my spirit on the astral plane while im doing real things like making money and paying the bills.
Team work.
Since I stopped texting people first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
I promise you if you stop texting people first, you will realise how many dead plants you’ve been watering. ✌🏻
LGBT want me to disappear
Liberals want me to disappear
Big Pharma want me to disappear
War Mongers want me to disappear
Feminists want me to disappear
They have billions of dollars.
Endless influence.
But I am still the most influential man on the planet.
Will they succeed?
Gather Chi for the final breaths.
Men are simple.
If hes not seen as your super hero.
He will always be tempted to go and rescue someone else.
Whatever it takes to be called a super hero.