Yaggert

Yeah it be like that. 24, sponsored by @DubbyEnergy, Use code BIGYAG at for 10% off.

[Yaggert @BigYagsCringe]

La creatura

[screamingahhh @scream1ngahhh]

dead rising themed tramp stamp idea i had in the shower yesterday

[bee 🛸💊 @foxwetsitstail]

there's no actual dodging in townfall, but if you believe in shimizu hinako enough, she will hear your calls and inhabit you spiritually and help you avoid getting your shit rocked 🙏❤️💊

[Yaggert @BigYagsCringe]

SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY FOR CONTROL RESONANT AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

[Yaggert @BigYagsCringe]

@NebsGoodTakes Dawg i wish i could get it oughhh

[Hard_grunt#13 @Gruntworksucks]

Things to say to murkoff's medical staff

1. You have exactly ten (10) minutes to fix me
2. Sell me this leg
3. Make me the doctor of everything
4. I brought my own catheter
5. I want to speak to the medicine directly

[ConscriptsGuy @BindingofAutism]

Things to say to someone from 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮:

1. Who is 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿?

2. Have you 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲?

3. Please stop 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 my stuff.

4. Sell me this 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲.

5. There's a 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 nearby

6. Have you played 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀?

[Cadaea @sophiekeen]

mayor mamdani what are you doing about the ongoing hiss threat

[🛸💫Lunora @ladylunora]

i love the House That Fucking Hates You genre

[liv 🦭💭 @clownmet4l]

things to say to the 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗽:
- what are your intentions with 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝘅𝗲
- who are 𝘆𝗼𝘂
- give me one 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀
- i brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮
- what is a 𝘁𝘂𝗯𝗯𝘆
- name 10 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀
- put your 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻
- I’m 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Gordon Freeman @GordoFreem]

Yakuza characters I could beat in a fight

[Josie ♪ @MsBin117]

Average US senator passport

[pile of ash @thrulls]

My homunculus could beat the shit out of yours

[🇲🇽WEIRD VAL🇲🇽 @autismpills]

what to say when speaking to a person with DID

what's 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 with you?
you don't recognize me because you 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 me.
where did you put your 𝗸𝗲𝘆𝘀?
let me speak to 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
you're 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗼𝗹𝗱 to have DID.
do your alters 𝗷𝗲𝗿𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗳𝗳?

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

Frank west arrived at willamette 20 years ago today

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i know hideo kojima does read tweets on here so. hello kojima-san. in your next game you should cast robert pattinson as a guy named Milk Gallonman

[maza @chibibeerchan]

we need a slur for faggots

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

op from the soviet guards airborne regiment tried to stunt on me at da wialo kallai. i strapped a fulton surface to air recovery system to his russian ass and put him in the brig with kazuhira "master" miller till he came out speakin kikongo

[Blotter✧ @Blotter_art]

the astral wayfarer